Can You Guess the Easy Girl? Take 5



You are tough.......NAAAAAT

The fact that this dudes room is covered in Bieber pictures scares me much more than his wanna be tough guy face, physique  and tattoos...

Marry, Fuck, Kill

                                                              This weeks contestants are:

                              For the men, Jennifer Connelly, Blake Lively, and Elisha Cuthbert

For the women,Penn Badgley, Liam Hemsworth, Ryan Phillippe

Never Fall Asleep First My Friends

This kid got it pretty good; His friends did some serious work on him. This should be a warning to all of you from tonight on till Sunday morning, handle your alcohol and don’t be the first to pass out!

Roofie Margarita Thursday!

Like a tattoo on a girls lower back you might as well call this girl and her drink cover a bulls eye.  It's Thirsty thursday and this broad thinks a clever cover will stop a roofie?   haha prepare for your hang over tomorrow honey. . .

I Love Pinterest

Besides the TakeUrPick.com blog Pinterest may be the greatest site/app to check out when you’re bored or at work. For jean burn precautions I am going to have to start wearing sweat pants at all times because the fitness category has absolute smoke shows.  Don't believe me?  Check it out...

Young Al

Young Al Bundy teaches you how to check out a book:

The Man, The Myth, The Legend was once a young buck. His quotes were hilarious then and they were inspirational after he became an adult.

This librarian never stood a chance...

Hot Mess

The picture may not be HD but if I got any closer I probably would have flipped over the median facing the wrong way on 93 North.  Anyways just by this license plate there is a 99.9% chance this broad is a complete slut.  I love how girls think they can get black out drunk, hook up with 3 guys, sleep with 1 and think by calling themselves a "Hot Mess" they get a mulligan.  You hear it more and
more these days "Omg Stacey was such a hot mess last night, she hooked up with 3 guys and then passed out in the hall naked.". News flash bitch, Stacey"s a slahhhht.

Oh and any girls that try to rebuttal this im calling "Double Standard" all day...

Ladies if gods saying it, You better believe it’s the truth

Can You Sport The Easy Girl? Take 4

I know this one is hard to tell cause some of them look a little older and one possible could a man with that face. Once you find her though, it will be like a flash of light hit you right in the face.

Emotional Girls (Shakes Head)

   Sulking on the ground at the Bell In Hand isn't a good look.  On a side note, Someone find me this girl in the black skirt ASAP!!

Best Rick Roll Ever Hands Down!

If you don’t know what being rick rolled means then I’ll help you out. Being rick rolled is when someone sends you a link or a video that starts with a topic you two might be talking about and somewhere in the video Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" cuts it off and plays. Above is the best one I have ever seen and must of watched it 20 times myself while I was writing this.

Dancing Fool

This kid was absolutely killing it last night at Hennessy's.  The dance floor was completely empty and then the Asian version of John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever walked in.  He immediately walked onto the middle of the dance floor like it was his mission and absolutely did work.

Why is mommy Dropping from the ceiling

Who does this? I mean come on lady you can’t be hitting the crack pipe that hard after you have kids or you will make decisions like this. I guess some mothers will do anything for there kids to look up to them

Douchebags of the week

If you can’t stand the duck face like me, then these Pauly D look a likes are going to kill you. Look at them with their waxed eyebrows and perfectly gelled hair. They look like a bunch of gayboys showing off there DLS's to me!

72 Ounce Steak aka Mad Meat In My Mouth (No Homo)

So I posted this on my fb but obviously I’m not friends with all of you loyal TakeUrPick followers so I figured id put this shit on the blog.  Anyways on my road trip last week me and my buddy stopped in Amarillo TX because I made the statement that the 72 ounce steak challenge was a joke.  Well this wasn’t the first time my cocky personality got me into a challenge.  I seriously thought this was going to be easy until they placed the mammoth meal in front of me.  Basically I took down 43 ounces of the steak a potato, salad and a softball size bread roll.  I was with out a doubt stuffed but it was more of the steak tasting like shit that got me.  In the end I failed horribly and had to fork over $84 for a sub par meal that had me constipated for hours on end.

Can you spot the easy girl? Take 3

First Night In Sin City

First night in Vegas, I won 200 bucks in black jack, saw Kid and Play at Tao, woke up to some chicks writing on the bathroom mirrors.  I guess it could have been a lot worse, like waking up in the tub covered in ice missing a kidney.  Then again even if that did happen the only response I would have had would be "Vegas Baby"...

Who wants some Black Cock?

Now I don’t know about you, but when I’m picking out alcohol to pregame with I sure as shit don’t think about getting some black cock. Who would name there drink black cock, don’t they know they’re going to scare all the skinny white girls away!

Marathon Monday!

This is a toss up for who has more heart.  I think im going to go with my boy at the packy.  The difference between his marathon and these other two bitches is he's trying to buy more beer and keep going while they can't wait to finish.

Fucking Gingers!

I’m sure this kid is the nicest kid in the world, but he’s so fucking creepy in this picture. Just standing right over her shoulder with a smug look on his face like he’s sees celebs like Kate Beckinsale every day. He reminds me of the kid from Bad Santa, hopefully he’s a little smarter than he was!

Good Vibrations

No, it's not another trailer for Mark Wahlberg's new movie, Ted.

This little dude was having the Good Friday of his life, shouting out "Happy Easter, bitches" and he decided to bust out in dance to let everyone know "Sexy Bitch" was in the house. As soon as Good Vibrations came on he couldn't help himself and literally got down. I wouldn't be shocked if he has the funky bunch cassette tape in his car. In between sexy dance moves my dude basically hit on every girl and waitress that came into his area. The video's a little short and doesn't capture his entire dance, but let's just say he did everything but rip his shirt off and put a hat on backwards.

He's only slightly taller than Ted, and could pass for what Ted would be like in real life. Work him into the story Mark!!

ID status - EXPIRED!

Bouncer- (To Girl infront of me) Didn't we just let you in here? You look very familiar

Girl- (Clearly using her friends I.d) umm must be my sister?

Bouncer- haha surree, go ahead in

Bouncer-(To me) Your id is expired

Me-Fuck, its only 2 weeks expired can you just let me in?

Bouncer- No we follow strict rules

Me- Really bro?

The nightlife scene is a joke if your a decent looking chick.  You get into bars/clubs underage (With a half decent fake), you get drinks bought for you buy idiot dudes and you pretty much have your pickings of who you want to hook up with for the night.  There is a much better chance a good looking drunk guy will "Slum" it with a sub par girl than a good looking girl slumming it with a sub par looking guy.

Teacher of the Year # 3

Contestant # 3

A little drastic don't ya think buddy? These kids have no idea who Kurt Cobain is, and nobody knows who Nickleback is.

You're a teacher, stop tweeting and start teaching your kids some shit so they don't ask you ridiculous questions like that.

You Gonna Learn Today!

This picture blows my mind! Look at this lady do work right in front of her kids like it’s no big deal. This is why kids are having sex and getting pregnant earlier and earlier these days. Now if she doing one thing right, she’s warming up with something smaller before she takes on the black momba to the right!

Boston Night Life At It's Finest

Most of you readers are probably laying in bed hung over saying you’ll never drink again.  Well man up because there is no way your night was as bad as this kids.  The second my peripherals picked up on this kid, I drew out my phone like I was in a Wild West gun shoot out.  This is one of those nights when you wake up the next day sit down and really evaluate your life.  We have all done it before, maybe not pulling down your denims, showing off your whitey tighties and pissing yourself but in some way or another you’ve been “That Guy”.

-Like channel 7 news ya boy was on the scene and taped all the action.  Watch below. . . 

Teacher of the Year # 2

Contestant # 2

Chris Rock once joked that his idea for effective sex education would be to have the two oldest teachers in the building lather each other up in mayo and perform disgusting acts in front of the whole school audience.

No mayo involved and the teachers were slightly younger but I'm pretty sure if this happened in my high school it wouldn't excite me. Two teachers got suspended without pay for lap dancing in the middle of the gym during a school event. As you could imagine the video went viral within seconds. The reaction from the kids: "Gross."

Teachers paired up to dance and were going to be judged by other teachers and students. These two decided to get Rated R, and some alert student with a smartphone decided to capture it on video, and for that, we thank you.

I'm Back ....

I am sure most of you avid readers have noticed that yours truly has been missing from the show.  Well I was on a 10 day road trip across the country and I have a ton of good shit to blog about.  Like the fb junkie I am, I saw this post a few hours ago and couldn't resist not commenting on it.  You pitch me a fast ball and I'll hit it out of the park every time.  Since it's the Sox opening day you can call me Teddy Fuckin Ball game baby.

Would you park your car in his spot after reading this?

This dude is not messing around, telling this girl (I’m thinking she’s a girls since she’s on all fours and taking a shot to the face) that her kids are not only going to get raped but brutally raped by Jesus. But what really drives the nail home is the Eat shit at the end. There’s no better way to end a letter then that!

Teacher of the Year # 1

Contestant # 1

Does this look like the face of a teacher who ran streaking through his elementary school after learning he was getting laid off? On the police report it said this guy was screaming that he "had achieved a new level of enlightenment," and that "his third eye was finally open." Stop reading coo coo books buddy. The report also said the guy was a strict vegan, but it was observed that he had tacos and soda for lunch.

Yes, don't mix Taco Bell and Coke, that'll make you crazy...

On a positive note, no elementary school kids were in the building at the time. Imagine explaining that to your kid...

Can you find the easy girl? Take 2

This is a tricky one people. Both of these girls have all their clothes on and not showing to much skin, but there's just one thing missing. What could it be?

Best Tattoo Pants Down

This kid is smoking some serious shit right now. Tattooing a thong on your lower back is no joke. The only question I have for this kid is, does it get him laid? If so there’s going to be a lot of John Tucker wannabes running around!

Isnt that the truth!

"Quidditch" in the Olympics?

What the hell happened to my school...

The BU Captain of the Quidditch team (yes, the Quidditch team), along with 2 other students have been nominated to go to this year's Olympic games in London to represent...Team USA in Quidditch???

Are the Olympics running out of games? Here I am still waiting for the committee to realize the ridiculousness of Curling, and they go and one up it by adding a fairytale game from a series of children's books??!!!!

Apparently Quidditch is similar in style and play to dodgeball, handball, and rugby, but with a broom. It's been quoted as being "physical," and players must adjust to tackling with said broomstick. It's been around since 2005, created at Middlebury College in Vermont (thanks, losers) and it's now spread to campuses all around Mass., including Tufts, Harvard, and of course, BU. There's even official Quidditch athletic apparel.

The Olympics committee has apparently bought into this, and is featuring a Team USA this year in the London games. I can't make this stuff up.

When I was in school it was fun to play games like Just The Tip, and Ouch Ouch you're on my hair. Who decided running around on a broom was a good pastime? How bored a geek are you? I'm speechless.

For those of you nerds interested, here's how the game is setup:

Chasers: There are three. Their job is to get the quaffle, a volleyball, passed around the field, into one
of the opponents' three hoops.
  
Keeper: Like a goaltender, they guard the three hoops, but can also act as a fourth Chaser.
   
Beaters: They handle bludgers (a kickball/dodgeball) and use them to attack the other team. There are three bludgers on the field at all times.
   
Snitch: A nonpartisan athlete dressed in yellow/gold who has a ball attached to their back via an athletic sock.
   
Seeker: Tasked with catch "the snitch" without tackling.

Happy Easter

The Easter Bunny Hates You...

And <3's Bruce Lee.

Do You Know What the Easter Bunny is doing the other 364 Days of the Year?

Happy Easter.

American Reunion

Go see this movie.

I saw the 3 predecessors and like any other skeptic I wasn't sure what to expect. I was pleasantly surprised. They brought the entire gang back together and tied in the first 3 movies nicely. There are hilarious scenes all along the movie. You won't laugh the whole time, but you will laugh throughout. It's not too long, but it's not too short either. I saw it last night on opening night and it was well worth it.

Quick Summary: Jim and Michelle are married with a son. Their sex life is pretty much non-existent. The High School Reunion is this weekend and the entire crew heads back to the old stomping grounds. The guys crash an 18 year old beach party, Jim's Dad gets his groove back, and there's even a sighting of Stifler's Mom. It all ends at the reunion with many laughs and surprises. I recommend going to see it if you're an American Pie fan.

Sit back, relax, and let the good times roll...

Opening Day

In honor of Baseball's opening Day I thought I'd bring you a video that should be in the HOF for drunk baseball fans on Opening Days. Last year this chick was interviewed outside Wrigley Field for the Cubs Home Opener.

HOLY SHIT.

This guy could hardly keep a straight face. He asks her what brings her to the game. Her answer?

"The Wings, the beer deals...the hot guys, that are up for anything...hats...and the bus"

LMAO, yes wacko we figured the bus brought you there. You look like you've been loaded since the night before if you drove you wouldn't have made it to the field!!

Later on he asks her if she has a ticket to the game.

I won't ruin that for you. Her answers are priceless. I nominate her as a BOSS BITCH.

Enjoy.

Marry, F**k,Kill

                   This week i will be choosing from the real world road rules challenges on MTV.

                              For the men, Jamie Chung, Mallory Snyder, and Camila Nakagawa

For the ladies, CT, Mark, and Johnny

Absolute legend!

From his first dance move he had me hooked. This dude can give J.T a run for his money.  For anyone who knows me I’m on J.T's nuts more the Jessica Biel. He sees and invite from her on twitter to try out and he brings the house down with dance moves and Capri Suns to his challengers. This guy is a star in the making and I wanna do my part to help him along!

I Say Good Day!

Fez. Fez. Fez.

That 70's Foreigner is compiling quite a track record of talent. I wouldn't say he's anywhere near Leo or JT Money's level, but he's doing OK for himself, especially this time around. I'm upset even typing this.

Wilmer Valderrama is now rumored to be dating none other than Jeter's ex, Minka Kelly. I just threw up in my mouth. I got no beef with Fez, but I'm so in love with Minka nobody is good enough for her. Jeter's not off the hook though, I still hate him by default. Just to show you how beautiful this woman is, take a peek:

The two have been rumored to be hanging out all around LA, and appear to be very close. Lucky Bastard.

This is definitely a step up for Fez, and certainly the best yet. Here's a list of his exes, most of which he dated when they were still pretty young:

Jennifer Love Hewitt
Mila Kunis
Mandy Moore
Ashlee Simpson
Avril Lavigne
Demi Lovato

Hardly Leonard or Justin-like, but when you're in the tabloids for dating, you could do worse.

New Game everyone: Can you guess the easy girl?

Who could it be?

P.S If you get this wrong you will be a virgin for the rest of your miserable life                            

Marky Mark and his boy Ted

Seth McFarland is a fuckin genius, this teddy bear is like Alf on steroids.  The guy is an absolute boss hitting the bong and humping the register.  This movie was filmed outside of my work like 8 months ago and luckily I caught a glimpse of my girl Mila,   who is an absolute smoke show.  A lot skinnier in person than I thought but still hot.  Anyways this summers line up is starting to heat up with the new Batman movie and "Ted" coming out.

Soup Kitchen

This is some sick shit. A soup kitchen sound so nice, like something you volunteer to do. Who comes up with these names, what makes you think of a soup kitchen when there’s a bunch of homeless dudes shooting man juice all over the place. I’ll tell you what though; I will make sure never to park my car overnight in a sketchy place again.

Spring Break Fail

Sorry sweetheart but I think its time to go back to the drawing board on this one....

Going Down

I used to love this place on Thursday nights.

Used to. Down Ultra Lounge, the downstairs section of Howl at the Moon, has been steadily declining in quality the past couple Thursday nights I've gone, to the point where it was entirely empty this past Thursday. I was shocked. I know they have switched promoters a few times but you could hear a pin drop in there, over the DJ's music. I actually felt bad for the DJ haha. I'm sure he still got paid, but nobody wants to spin for an empty dance floor.

A Quick Review:

Talent: D (Even though it was a ghost town there were a few girls in there that were smoking hot, all 5 of them. Still, talent rating is based on the whole venue, and it was empty.)
Music: B+ (The DJ was so upset he didn't even get up to spin. He let his boys handle his light work, but it was a slew of hits. Had there been people there, it would have been jumping.)
Drinks: A (When we got there and it was empty we decided to drink until it picked up. It didn't. My cheap tab is all the reason I need to give the bar 2 thumbs up.)
Line: F (Think about it. No Line could either be a good thing, or a horrible thing...)

Final Thought:: Bottom line is, I hope they get a new promoter in there soon because I'd hate to see that night get shut down indefinitely. When it's good it's real good, but Thursday night was BAD.