Does this look like the face of a teacher who ran streaking through his elementary school after learning he was getting laid off? On the police report it said this guy was screaming that he "had achieved a new level of enlightenment," and that "his third eye was finally open." Stop reading coo coo books buddy. The report also said the guy was a strict vegan, but it was observed that he had tacos and soda for lunch.
Yes, don't mix Taco Bell and Coke, that'll make you crazy...
On a positive note, no elementary school kids were in the building at the time. Imagine explaining that to your kid...
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