Bouncer- (To Girl infront of me) Didn't we just let you in here? You look very familiar
Girl- (Clearly using her friends I.d) umm must be my sister?
Bouncer- haha surree, go ahead in
Bouncer-(To me) Your id is expired
Me-Fuck, its only 2 weeks expired can you just let me in?
Bouncer- No we follow strict rules
Me- Really bro?
The nightlife scene is a joke if your a decent looking chick. You get into bars/clubs underage (With a half decent fake), you get drinks bought for you buy idiot dudes and you pretty much have your pickings of who you want to hook up with for the night. There is a much better chance a good looking drunk guy will "Slum" it with a sub par girl than a good looking girl slumming it with a sub par looking guy.
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