Yet Another Teacher Sex Scandal

What. The Fuck.

Mrs. Horny

All these HS teachers taking down their students and I'm sitting behind a desk thinking about the ones I shoulda taken down. Why couldn't this shit happen back in...nah, I'm not about to date myself. Anyway, this is bullshit. Lucky teen bastards.

In addition to the statutory going down in her SUV, this "tutor" even brought the 16 year old kid weed. She's a SAINT. How'd they get caught?? The girlfriend. Teenage girls will hack the shit out of your facebook. She promptly told the school officials who ruined this woman's life and made this kid a legend. 3,856 (I'm not making that # up) texts were sent back and forth between this kid and his teacher in December.

She's been working for the school for about 12 years and makes BANK. She's married to a lawyer and has a baby daughter. Didn't matter. She's a freaking Rider, literally.

This is the 2nd sex scandal at James Madison High in Brooklyn in 3 years. 2 female teachers were caught getting it on in a classroom after hours by the handyman. I bet you he tried to join in and blabbed cuz he got denied.

Everyone wants to relive the glory days of College. Not I, bring me back to High School. I could use a "tutor."

So It Begins...

I knew it. The first case of the Zombie Apocalypse has now presented itself. Pictured below is the face of Rudy Eugene, a man who had to be shot at least six times by the Florida Police in order to be killed as he ATE ANOTHER MAN'S FACE...NAKED. It would've only taken 2 shots if they knew Rule # 2.

I don't know how much I believe the man was growling while feasting on this other homeless guy's grill, but I wouldn't put it past him. That shit is straight out of an episode of the Walking Dead or freaking Resident Evil.

So start preparing your life rafts and sharpening your weapons, cuz I am. Anyone who thinks they're eating my face is losing theirs.

Take a few hints from Zombieland: Cardio and Mothafuckin Double Tap.

Can you think of a better way to go out!

"They say you should go out doing what you love. A 67-year-old Texas man may have taken that inspirational advice to heart Friday night when he died at a strip club while getting erotic lap dances. According to a manager at the Red Parrot, Robert Gene White was face-deep in pelvic gyrations when it came time to pay the girls and he was found unresponsive. Staff attempted CPR before calling emergency responders, who took the man to the hospital. We can only guess White's final earthly sights, but we're pretty sure he passed on to the other side with pleasant visions in tow."

You cant blame the guy for wanting to get a peak at the whispering eye one more time. If I was to go out I would want to go one of two ways. Strip club like this guy or in a blaze of glory killing as many Zombies as I could. What you you choose?

Is he your son or a pet?

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, its lazy ass parents putting collars on their kids like there some type of animals. If you want to put something on a leash get a dog, other than that you just look fucking stupid

 

Brilliant

                                                   David Coppini your are a GENIOUS!

Can you spot the easy girl?

Trick question there all have to be easy in this picture. Both of these girls taking shots off of this girls inner thighs, while her legs are spread open wider then the grand cannon.

Damn Deena

Finally this chick got her act together. Im like an NFL draft expert for girls, always looking for that potential star player. Ive said Deena had the makings of a pretty decent looking chick from the beginning, she just needed to drop a few lbs and change her look. Well she clearly got the memo.

Is this talent or what

This girl gives new meaning to throwing a hot dog down the hallway. She has to have at least 10-12 hot dogs in her mouth, and is taking them like a boss. I can only imagine if she can so this with her mouth, what can she do with the one down below

Girls.

I'm not gunna lie, I'm oddly fascinated by the new HBO show GIRLS.

Shit is bugged out. It has everything that's wrong with girls and everything that's right about them all in one show. The most interesting character has to be Hannah's "boyfriend." Why this dude never seems to have a shirt on puzzles me. I don't think he ever leaves his apartment, and I'm pretty sure I keep watching to see what ridiculous shit he does next. The more he treats Hannah like crap, the more she comes back. Makes total sense. Her best friend is beautiful, has a boyfriend that loves her, but of course that is why she dumps him. Throw in the virgin and the babysitter and you got a cast of crazies that make the show must see late night TV.

Is it comedy or is it shock factor? I dunno, all I know is ya got me HBO. I pulled a hammy, ya got me, ya got me!!

Bitch went crazy!

Rule number one of playing video games with your girlfriend is let them win every once and a while. You will get to play more often without them complaining to you about taking up all your time and they won’t pull crazy shit like this. Good luck getting laid now bro!

A tough but fair question from the man above

Everytime is see one of these signs they just get better and better. This one just might be the toughest choice hes asked of us all yet, to touch or not to touch? What will u choose?

Holy Rusted Metal Batman

                                                   Found this on someone's facebook, pretty sick

POF

I love Plenty Of Fish, it literally is as entertaining as face book to me.  I get mauled with messages all day long and 80% are the biggest whack jobs I've ever seen.  I get messages from 300 pounders asking me to tie them up and shit.  It's like these girls are fearless sitting behind a computer screen.  Fear less until I bump into them in person.  I was at The Harp on saturday and some blonde stopped me and told me I looked familiar.  I had no idea who she was until she leaned over and whispers she saw me on Plenty Of Fish.  I immediately lost it laughing, I love how millions of girls are on this site but are so ashamed to have an account.  This isn't my first encounter either, it seems as though im turning into quiet the popular guy for you online mainiacs.

Happy Mother's Day

Does your mom suffer from Tanorexia?

No, that's not my mom. (Thank God.) If she's going for a black woman I would say she failed miserably. 2 Thumbs up if she's going for a Rustic Potato Chip.

Yuck. Grrross. If your mom suffers from Tanorexia she doesn't need flowers and chocolate, she needs you to slap the black off her (sorry, the "Tan" off her). What's even worse for this Tanorexic than pushing hard for a skin cancer death is that she brought her 5 year old daughter into the tanning booth with her. Yep, and we're not talking bronzer either. Her daughter went to school with "sunburns" and that's when child services got involved.

This lady is being blasted all over the country. Even Snooki takes a shot at her. The soon to be mom (of the year of course) says "Everyone knows you're not supposed to take kids there. [She's] Crazy." You would know, Snooks. You would know.

Happy Mother's Day

Some wise words to get your weekend going by Katt Williams

This guy just straight kills me, every thing he says is straight fire and is nothing but the truth.