So It Begins...

I knew it. The first case of the Zombie Apocalypse has now presented itself. Pictured below is the face of Rudy Eugene, a man who had to be shot at least six times by the Florida Police in order to be killed as he ATE ANOTHER MAN'S FACE...NAKED. It would've only taken 2 shots if they knew Rule # 2.

I don't know how much I believe the man was growling while feasting on this other homeless guy's grill, but I wouldn't put it past him. That shit is straight out of an episode of the Walking Dead or freaking Resident Evil.

So start preparing your life rafts and sharpening your weapons, cuz I am. Anyone who thinks they're eating my face is losing theirs.

Take a few hints from Zombieland: Cardio and Mothafuckin Double Tap.