Sunday, May 13, 2012

Happy Mother's Day

Does your mom suffer from Tanorexia?




No, that's not my mom. (Thank God.) If she's going for a black woman I would say she failed miserably. 2 Thumbs up if she's going for a Rustic Potato Chip.



Yuck. Grrross. If your mom suffers from Tanorexia she doesn't need flowers and chocolate, she needs you to slap the black off her (sorry, the "Tan" off her). What's even worse for this Tanorexic than pushing hard for a skin cancer death is that she brought her 5 year old daughter into the tanning booth with her. Yep, and we're not talking bronzer either. Her daughter went to school with "sunburns" and that's when child services got involved.

This lady is being blasted all over the country. Even Snooki takes a shot at her. The soon to be mom (of the year of course) says "Everyone knows you're not supposed to take kids there. [She's] Crazy." You would know, Snooks. You would know.

Happy Mother's Day

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