Heart Attack Grill

What if these lovely ladies offered you a "double bypass burger?" Would you eat it?

Yes? No? Maybe? What if I told you that burger could possibly be 10,000 calories?

Yeah, legit. Sin City's famous restaurant The Heart Attack Grill boasts Nurses that serve you foods that may knock you out, and "doctors" that walk around to ensure that you're enjoying your feast. The other day a lady passed out after taking down one of their "double bypass burgers" and washing it down with a margarita and a cigarette. Bertha (I don't know her name let's just assume it's not cute) was then rushed to the hospital where she was revived and made a full recovery.

Bertha's the second such person to pass out at this Vegas eatery. The first guy actually had a heart attack back in February!!! Now I don't know about you, but I think this place has bouncers at the door that check your weight limit: Nobody under 300 lbs. I'm not eating a freaking heart attack. The nurses may be cute, but so is my health and my lack of a gut.

There are better attractions in Vegas, like Hooters and the strip clubs.