Is this a serious question?

I’m not sure if this girl is for real or not. I like her determination for finishing the job and taking one on the chin like that. But falling asleep with his baby gravy on your face is another story. Know the rules lady, you always clean up after and do your man a favor and brush your teeth. But for most important rule of them all, don’t blow a 15 year old.

Ron Burgundy's Back!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION. I'VE JUST BEEN HANDED AN URGENT AND HORRIFYING NEWS STORY, AND I NEED ALL OF YOU TO STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING, AND LISTEN...

YES! Life just instantly got better. If you're not familiar with the first Anchorman I suggest you watch it, then watch it again 50 more times because quite frankly 60% of the time, it makes you laugh every time. Will has made a ton of movies and created a bunch of crazy characters, but Ron Burgundy is my favorite and many would agree. Anchorman the original is a classic. The Sex Panther cologne by Odion, his dog Baxter getting booted off the highway by Jack Black, the insane violent bloodbath between the news teams in the street featuring Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller, you name it. There are so many unforgettable scenes and I can't wait to see what this crazy man has in store for us in the sequel I've been waiting for for a long time.

I'll leave you with my favorite scene from the original, it never gets old...

Stay Classy.

Watch this kid take a bottle of vodka straight to the face

I’ve never seen anything like this. Of course I have seen and done the whole shot gunning a beer but this is to the next level. This dude just pounds a bottle of vodka in 20 seconds like he’s been doing it since he was still in dippers. All good things must come to an end though; this idiot gets completely legless and pukes all over himself. Not one of his friends or people in the room tries to help him up. That’s what you get when you listen to your friends and do dumb shit!

Fake Chow!

If you don't know about fake chow your obviously still in the minor leagues.  This is the greatest move I have ever seen in my life

What it is:

How it's done: 

Marry, F**K, Kill

                    This week were going to get the best actors and actresses under the age of 25

                               For the men, Hayden Panettiere, Amber Heard, and Ashley Green

          For the ladies Zac Efron, Shia LaBeouf, and  Robert Pattinson

 

Survivor Smoke Show

Id like to introduce you to Chelsea Meissner from South Carolina aka my number one pick to win Survivor this year.  Pretty obvious pick, The show is filled with weirdos and losers which obviously means they will keep the hot girl around as long as possible.  So far this season pretty much sucks, but like anything in life there's always a diamond in the ruff.

Roggies $25,000 Contest

Trip to Cancun and 25g’s Talk about one great fuckin “Hump Day”.  Check out the main website for directions and site info www.TakeUrPick.com .

If you think last weeks "ultimate blonde moment" was good, Then this one will blow your mind!

What the hell did she just say? What did South Africa and Iraq have to do with her question? I literally got dumber listing to her speak and belive me that takes alot to make happen.

Octo Ugly

This bitch refuses to drop completely out of the spot light.  This reminds me of a lot of girls on face book.  How do you ask?  Well for some strange reason all girls believe if they throw on a bunch of makeup and get professional pictures they automatically become “Models”.  Well girls now you know how the rest of your news feed sees you…

*To be completely fair I will admit that some of you Id give the business to.  In fact, I even have a nick name for you lovely ladies “6to8er’s”.  After 6 to 8 beers #GetAtMe

Spring Break 2012

If you’ve never been on a real spring break I feel bad for you because you haven’t lived.  It’s none stop drinking, hooking up, acting like an idiot std free for all!  Videos like this must be a father’s nightmare, watching your little beautiful daughter admitting to banging two dudes on a balcony as nonchalant as it was writing your last fathers day card.  Only a few more weeks of spring break left and you bet the bank ya boy is getting ready for his trip first week in April.  I got this shit on point this year, flying to Cali to pick up my boy and driving to Las Vegas.  The plan is to stay in the “City of Sin” for 3 nights then drive to ASU and hit up my boys old frat house.  If that 4 day bender wasn’t enough we are driving to Syracuse University along with some stops in between.  What can I say college girls love me and by “Love Me” I mean will be so hammered they wont know left from right.  Needles to say I have realized I only have a couple more years of this shit and I plan on upping the ante each time.

Those Invisible Children Pricks Are At It Again

Well done you shit heads; I bet Kony is laughing his ass off somewhere after seeing this.  We should ban these mofo’s from America for making us look bad.  I never truly bought into the “Kony” video that went viral a few weeks ago but it did get a lot of people talking and supporting the cause.  Unfortunately the creators of the “Invisible Children” campaign are certified nut jobs.  As you can see in the video above the head director Jason Russell went absolutely nuts 2 weeks ago in San Diego.  This dude was straight up running around naked, talking to him self and masturbating.  Is this real life?  Who the hell does this shit?  To make it even worse another video was just posted by TMZ showing Russell’s boy and head executive for the “Invisible Children” Jedidiah Jenkins hammered stating that out of the million buckaroos they have received, they pocketed $900,000.  I couldn’t find the link on YouTube, only from TMZ so if you want see this drunk persecute himself then click on the link below. 

http://www.tmz.com/

PS- I bet the boy’s in prison can’t wait till these guys are locked up.  I bet our little jerking off Jason Russell friend will be a real hit with the population.  You may not be one of Konys boys, but I’m sure you’ll be one of “Bubbas”….

Look At The Bones On This Broad!

So I was a the Dr office the other day and i walked into this little gem on the computer.  What do you think 21 year old smoke show or 78 year old leg replacement patient?

I'm going 21 year old smoke show division 1 gymnast all day.  The bone structure on this bitch looks solid.  Hopefully this girls been in PT hard core cause beach season is 2 months away baby!

Worst Kinds of Drinks

SHAPE magazine just conducted a study on the most unhealthy types of drinks. At the top of the list of course is Soda and flavored or "infused" water. Diet soda has no nutritional value whatsoever. That Big Mac Meal w/ a diet coke ain't fooling anyone but yourself. "Flavored" water is sugar water, don't be an idiot. Besides the obvious there are some other drinks on the list that many of us might not be aware of:

JUICE

- Juice drinks & Juice Cocktails are nothing more than sugar, water, and coloring. Newsflash: Grape Drink, is not juice. It's sugar, water, and purple. Look for 100% juice or stay away.

WHIPPED COFFEES, LATTES
- Yes, coffee is bad for you. Don't act shocked. That large whipped cream iced coffee, if it contains milk, is close to 800 calories of artery clogging saturated fat. Coffee is addicting. Since when is anything addicting actually good for you?? Cigarettes. Alcohol. Drugs. Get the point??

FROZEN MIXED DRINKS
- If you like pina coladas...then it's time to re-evaluate your life. It's OK once in a blue moon, but that restaurant specialty could contain 880 calories, 8 times the amount of calories in 1 shot of rum

LEMONADE
- When life hands you lemons, make as much lemonade as possible, because you don't want to buy it from the store. The powder lemonade bought in stores is basically liquid candy full of nothing but sugar and sweeteners. So the next time you come across Lily's Lemonade Stand, ask her for the nutrition facts, that 10 cents could kill you.

FRUIT SMOOTHIES
- These are hardly "healthy." Some of them contain up to 700 calories and return no protein. When you take in more vitamins and calories from the fruit than your body can burn, they get stuck in your fat cells.

Last but not least...

HARD LIQUOR (I know, this is Bullshit)
- It's been confirmed that some liquor in moderation can have beneficial effects, but everyone knows that abusing it is horrible for you. 3 or more drinks a day is flat out awful for you, but you don't need a study to tell you that. You should probably go see someone.

Royale (Review Time)

Friday night James and I went to Royale.  This is usually one of my favorite spots and we figured because it was the first Friday of spring it would be a blast.  Boy were we wrong, I don’t even think the place reached capacity.  It was still half empty at 12:30 and the girls who were in there are the same goblins I use to hide from under my bed.  This place was also flooded by Asian guys, which I have no problem with team Asia I just felt out of place.  The highlight of the night was James photo bombing people left and right.  This kid was on a mission.

Grades:

Talent: D (Scary Monsters left and right, Also mad dudes)

Music: A (Never a complaint with the music here)

Drinks: B (Expensive and no B.L or Coors but the hotness of the bartenders makes up for it)

Line: A (Even when the line seems long, it moves pretty fast)

Final Thought:  This is usually my ace of spades for clubs in Boston.  The girls are always dressed to impress, the music is good and the venue is huge.  I will call Friday night a mulligan because Royale has been solid 8 out of the 10 times I’ve been.

Mother of the year award goes too!



Is this bitch crazy, way to set your expectations high for your daughter. Next thing you know you’re going to be handing her a crack pipe and a first response. I guess some people are not meant to have  kids !

Well hello there!

I would like you to meet the Jameson family. And who could forget the wide open vagina in the background!

My Bad Bro

James:  Fuck I need to cut my hair in the front

Me: I can do it for you

James: You can cut hair?

Me: Yea it's easy

(I start to cut James hair)

James: What's taking so long?

(looks in mirror)

James: WTF DID YOU DO?!?!?

Me: Ive been drinking, cut me a break

The Ultimate Blonde Moment

I don’t even know where to start with this one. I don’t know who should be more embarrassed the husband or wife. This dude is sitting there laughing at her cause she can’t figure out a simple word problem. But in all reality he should be the one getting laughed at. He had to have known her blondeness level and still chose to marry her. All I got to say is Good luck bro, keep things simple and don’t forget nap time!

                          

Hugh Hefner Schooling Kids

Well bro I bet you thought you were big swinging tweeting Hugh Hefner.  That is until the King of all Pimps replied by putting you in your place.  C'mon guy, everyone knows Hugh Hefner isn't some rapper pouring Chrystal all over chicks in white T's and calling them bitches.  He get's laid the old fashion way with a fresh pair of silk pajamas, a monster dong and a game of domino's.

Marry, F**k, Kill is back!!

Back by popular demand Marry, Fuck, Kill. This week I’m going to do something different and stick to a group i.e. (athletes, actors, actresses, singers). This week will be athletes.

                               For the Ladies, David Beckham, Tom Brady, or Sidney Crosby

For the men, Maria Sharapova, Jennie Finch, Alex Morgan

And As always if you match my answers you will win a TakeURPick.com T-Shirt

Watch This Throne

Oh Katy, Katy, Katy. We love you when you're half nekked covered in whip cream and candy. We love it when you have rappers spit verses in your songs. Hell, we even loved you when you used the Grammys as your personal hate rant platform against ex-hubby Russell Brand.

This though?? SMFH.

1) The Yankees brim down low? You're from Santa Barbara.
2) A Watch The Throne Cover? Your background is in Gospel music. It's risky enough you sing about kissing girls.
3) The word "Ninjas..." I'm sorry but this topic is pretty personal to me but should be to everyone. The word "N!%%as" has no substitute. It is either said, or it is not said or bleeped out. It is not replaced by a word that describes warriors dressed in all black that carry sharp throwing stars and kitana blades. Period.

I'm sure Katy was just having fun. She even preceded the cover by saying "this is about to get real embarrassing."

Next time Katy, invite Hov and Kanye to the show and let them do it themselves. That Bitch Cray.

Shameless... The best show on t.v.

Everyone knows that family, I'm sure you knew one growing up. They don't have much, if anything - but they're happy as pigs in shit. It's probably the house you partied at underage in high school, the friends whose parents didn't care and probably even bought the beer, then partied with you. You loved them, loved partying there - but you were happy as fuck they weren't YOUR parents. If you don't have Showtime and you haven't bothered to watch "Shameless", get off your ass and pay the extra $10 a month! By the end of the first episode, you'll be wishing you were piss poor, living in the projects, raising yourself because of your alcoholic father and runaway mom, with no future. The Gallaghers make having nothing look badass. Highlight of this show - Frank Gallager (William H. Macy), the "father". Watch him stoop to new lows every week, and wonder why you still genuinely like him and almost admire his overwhelming shittiness. The 21-year-old sister, trying to have fun while running a household & raising the rest, the 17-year-old genius who can't seem to apply his smarts to anything non-criminal, the gay brother waiting to enlist, the little annoying mommy-in-training way beyond her years, the pyro little brother who you're waiting to kill someone or be incarcerated, and the little black baby brother - whose paternity no one questions. Great acting, lots of alcohol, drugs, and some intense sex scenes make for a great ride. It gives a new meaning to dysfunctional, but you won't be able to get enough - it's SHAMELESS

The Situation Goes To Rehab!

TMZ Reports- Sitch recently checked into rehab for substance abuse after realizing his recreational habits had spun out of control. Now, sources close to Sitch tell us ... the reality star had been showing signs of substance abuse for a while ... but "he was getting worse" as the season went on.  We're told ... several people noticed he was "acting paranoid" on the set ... and the unusual behavior was evident in certain Season 5 episodes that recently aired on MTV. During the ep when the gang goes camping, Sitch can be seen acting jittery, sweating profusely and just plain acting bizarre.  Sources say ... cast and crew members on "Jersey Shore" are happy he's getting help ... and hope that he will
be healthy enough to join them for the recently announced Season 6.

Besides this story not starring Snooki, who the hell isn't surprised that a Jersey Shore cast member is going to rehab? .  I bet that little guido shore spot has more drugs than a trap house.  MTV reminds me of a sports team, when your best player goes down you do what ever you can to get them ready for next season.  MTV could care less if Situation is dead in 5 years as
long as he delivers for next season.

T-Shirt time just turned into Rehab-Time....

We Get It, You Don't Like Working Out

My buddy sent me this picture from his news feed the other day, my first reaction was who the hell does this?  Did you fall off of the slim fast plan and the only thing next to you was a sharpie?  In fact by the words written on here, you seem more cocky and arrogant than someone who stepped on this scaled weighing 110lbs.  Kind, smart, funny in amazing ways numbers cannot define?  I am the type of person to treat you how you treat me, but sometimes someone post a fb picture like this and it’s just uncalled for.  I know I don’t know you and you may be what your scale says but in the end you wanted attention and well girl you got it. . . 

More Shore??

I can't believe it. The cast and crew of America's embarrassment, Jersey Shore, has agreed to start filming Season 6 this summer back in Jersey. I think we can all agree that there is nothing left to make fun of. They barely had any dramatic plots in season 5.

Mike's a weirdo.
- Yeah, we know. Next.

Vinny is a p%$$y that chose home to Mama over partying.
- Not a shocker. He's lame.

Snooki was lying about cheating on her boyfriend.
- Seriously? Did anybody believe that she didn't?

The only thing that would keep somewhat of an audience is a knocked up Snooki. It grosses me out to imagine what she's going to do to what's growing inside of her.

Congrats MTV on milking the 16 and pregnant concept just to squeeze out another half-ass season of Jersey Shore. I'm sure it'll be awfully entertaining. I don't mean that in a good way.

Beyond Hot Mess

Another St Patty's day has come and gone, unfortunately for this girl pictures last a lifetime.  At what point does your friend step in and say alright you've drank enough?  This girl is having one of those days when you gotta go home and really evaluate your life.  She needs to sit down and ask herself "Did I really pull down my pants in the middle of Boston and piss on the side walk"?  She can't even claim "Hot Mess" on this one....

My little case of Fear Tears....

Ok so I just came back from vacation and I went on this ride called sling shot. This ride is no fucking joke; you sit back and are shot up over 400 ft. in the air and spun around while dropping back down to earth. I have never been so scared in my life and caught a case of the fear tears. These are not like regular tears my friends and must be respected.  So here’s a video of me on it, hope you all enjoy and don’t judge me to bad!!!!

Sammy Boy's B-Day

If you idiots don't already know Sammy boy is one of the TakeUrPick.com guys.  He's been repping since the beginning and today is his B-day! So Ladies if you see this handsome SINGLE man parading around Boylston street today give him a birthday kiss/hug.  In fact ANYONE WHO TAKES A PICTURE OF THEM GIVING SAM A B-DAY KISS/HUG GETS A FREE T SHIRT!!

EMAIL YOUR SAM PICS TO : Michael.Doucet@TakeUrPick.com

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

“All you gotta do is look up in the tree.  Who else see the leprechaun?  SAY YEAH!!”

Tomorrow is the big parade in Southie, but today is the day of all days.  Christmas comes twice a year to us Irish folks, December 25 and March 17.  So have fun, get drunk and be safe getting home.  


* A little Irish fact for those who don't know:  The Shamrock was selected by St. Patrick as a symbol to represent the "Holy Trinity" (Father, Son, Holy Ghost) because of its 3 leafs.

"There are only two kinds of people in the world, The Irish and those who wish they were."  

Caught Ya Bitch!

Some of you will see this and say "Shit I do this". Well this was for you people. 

Chatting with Real World chicks, NBD

Well, Well, Well, look who's chatting it up with the same Real World cast member I rated as 4th hottest ever.  This broad already loves me, asking for a ring after 1 tweet?  I know my game has been on point these days, but I have been on another level lately.  The best part about this is she saw the TakeUrPick website and assumes I own a club.  You better believe I'm going to gut out my bedroom and throw in a strobe light.  My roommates (Mom & Dad) will be going on vacation so "Chateau Douce" will be opening up end of spring.  I'd like to impress my girl Svetlana so per usual $5 cups for the keg and id like to have minimum guys attend so my chances are solid.  It's going to be 2:1 ratio, girls to guys or your ass will be standing in line (The Drive Way) all night.

National Condom Day

In tribute to National Condom Day gotta give a shot out to the Daddy of 'em all (the only real one imo)...

Gold Standard.

The Golden Ticket.

With Spring around the corner and Summer down the road, the skin will start to show and the temptations will rise, so be SAFE.

Happy Humpin

Americas Sweetheart, Well Kind Of...

TMZ Reports- Lindsay Lohan struck someone while driving away from a club, and then fled the scene. Lindsay was in her new Porsche when she left the Sayers Club in Hollywood at just after midnight Wednesday. We're told she was driving out of the parking lot when she was blocked by paparazzi and bystanders around the nearby Hookah Lounge. Lindsay made contact with the manager of the Hookah Lounge with her car and then peeled out.

No one in Hollywood keeps it real like my girl Lindsay. Being on parole don't mean shit to her! You get in this bitches way and shes gunna smash you with the front of her porsche. Lindsay has been arrested for drinking under age, public intoxication and stealing. She's basically pissed on the legal system and in her off time she flashes her fire crouch posing for playboy. It's official Lindsay is a BOSS.

Professor XXX

Haven't you always wondered what the substitute teacher did with their spare time when you were in school? I remember when I was in HS I thought one of the counselors was a porn star. Dude, totally had the look: curly afro and Tom Selleck moustache. Well, kids in some Miami area schools don't have to wonder about this guy after it was discovered that he used to act in and produce gay porn films before becoming a teacher.

The discovery was made by a pPrincipal of one of the schools. No word yet on how this principal not to be named "stumbled upon" these so called films, but I think somebody needs to start an investigation on the Principal's past. I don't care how famous you got, I would never recognize any guy out of any X-rated film. The ladies, however, I'd pick out of a lineup in a heartbeat, especially if she wound up teaching at my kid's school. I'd volunteer for Parent-Teacher conference night every time.

Anyways, Mr. former gay porn star originally got his teaching license revoked, but then was allowed to return to teach after appealing that decision. A graduate of Florida International University, he earned a degree in International Relations. Yeah, we know what kinda relations you majored in there.

"I put my past behind me...I can use my experiences in life to teach kids..." I'm no judge and getting your license revoked was probably illegal, but personally I wouldn't want you teaching my kids about any of your experiences or what you put behind you.

The Red Line

Their needs to be a reality show called “The Red Line”.  You couldn’t cast these nut jobs any better.  Here I am just trying to get to work and one of Quincy’s finest recovering drug addicts comes barreling in right before the train leaves.  This broad was screaming for attention.  She sits down and whips out her pre paid cell phone calling everyone in her contact list.  “Hey it’s Cindy, They just told me to pack my bags and leave the program.  They set me up and now I got nowhere to go”.  I swear I thought I was at some Charlestown bar in a scene from The Town.  The ride got even better when some beat up looking guy who was shit faced at 9am with a “Kiss Me I’m Irish” shirt strolled in.  It’s like these junkies naturally gravitate towards one another.

PS:  I couldn’t get a picture of the drunk guy sitting next to her because I was busted taking this photo.  I had the fucking flash on and nearly had a heart attack when she looked up at me.  I would have been playing with fire if I tried photo number 2…

Line Genie

Waiting in line sucks, it’s an absolute fact.  Nobody enjoys standing outside of a bar listening to your favorite songs and watching other people walk in to have fun before you.  Luckily I have a Solution for you. Well, Line Genie has a solution. Line Genie is a start-up company from Boston that has hooked up with a couple of bars (The Harp and Ned Devines) to help you get that VIP treatment.  Basically you go to www.LineGenie.com and buy a “Reservation.”

 When you make a reservation, you get:

1) A gift card for the amount you paid to use toward drinks

2) Front of the line privileges for 2 people

3) Complimentary cover charge for 2 people.

So in reality not only are you skipping the line, but you can now use that $10 you would have used for the cover charge to take down some more brain cells at the bar.  It’s a win – win situation.  Never mind the fact you look like an absolute boss skipping a huge line and being treated like royalty.   

PS: After writing this it occurred to me that TakeUrPick and Line Genie may be the new 1-2 combo for Nightlife. We break down the Dress code, Music, Directions and we tell you what’s going on each night.  While our boys from Line Genie hook you up with skipping the line and cover charge.  

Sky Zone

I just heard about this place yesterday and I cant fucking wait to go check it out.  They have 2 locations in Mass, One in Boston and the other in Dedham.  Pretty cheap prices to, you can bounce around for 2 hours for under $20.  Check out the site if you want more info.

http://www.boston.skyzonesports.com/Home.aspx

Its offical "Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse" is now a college course!!

Should a "zombie apocalypse" ever befall the campus of Michigan State University, its students will be prepared -- or at least the students who take its new course, "Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse - Catastrophes and Human Behavior."

According to the course description, students will undertake a "catastrophic event simulation" involving a "zombie pandemic." They will be broken up into "survivor groups" and "must face the challenges of living and surviving together during a catastrophic event."

Who would not take this class, This has to be the coolest class that you could ever take. I have spent many of hours thinking out my own plan over the couple of years, but something like this changes everything for me. The only question i have is what do you have to do to teach the class. What make them an expert in an upcoming zombie apocalypse?

Draw Something

I have literally spent all day just drawing away with my girl Meggyy96.  Me and this bitch might just be the best 1-2 combo in the history of Draw Something.  If you don’t have this app yet GET IT!  Basically you get to pick 1 out of 3 objects to draw which are based on difficulty.  After you draw the picture it is sent to your partner to guess.  Once your partner guesses the drawing, he or she then draws their picture and it’s your turn to guess.  If you already have this app and think you can hang with the big boys search me (Doucey35).

The Ville

Time for a quick review of what's quickly becoming one of my new fave spots: Storyville. I've been there a few times so far since it reopened as Storyville from Saint and haven't had a bad night yet. I don't remember having this much fun when it was Saint, seriously. This past Thursday my cousin's boy DJ Theo was spinning and he had the entirely place jumping. It was a great mix of Hip Hop, Rap, Dance, and Top 40. Chris Evans aka Captain America was in the house too, hat low enjoying himself while girls piled up outside his VIP area. You know where I posted up lol. Drinks were a little pricey, but you don't have to wait for a drink too long and there's NO COVER.

Grades:

Talent: A (Chris Evans might have something to do with that but my head was on a serious swivel)
Music: A (Great mix, credited to DJ Theo)
Drinks: B (Little pricey, but you get a drink right away)
Line: A (NO COVER, little wait time)

Final Thought: I recommend hitting up The Ville. I've been on a Sunday night and Thursday night, both amazing times. I'm considering doing it for my birthday...

Attention Gronk Nation!

This dude is an absolute legend, everything this guy says or does it golden. This video is going to blow up bigger than the pictures of him and BIBI Jones did.  Sitting there cast, pumping iron like a complete animal I have no doubt he will make the cover of Madden 13. 

P.S.- Be careful what you wish for Gronk Nation, There is a curse for players who are on the cover. If you don’t believe me then ask yourself where Payton Hillis went last year?

Hulk Hogan Sex Tape

The Daily Mail- The former wrestler (Hulk Hogan), real name Terry Bollea, bedded so many women that he doesn't know who made the sex tape - which has surfaced.  The footage is said to show the 58-year-old engaged in sexual relations with an unidentified brunette woman. Speaking about the time the tape must have been made, after his split from Linda, Hulk told TMZ.com on Wednesday: 'It wasn't just one brunette I was running wild for a few months. 'He also said: 'I don't even remember people's names much less girls.'

Wow, the man who taught everyone to "Say your prayers, Take your vitamins and drink your milk" is now going to teach the kiddies how to throw down in the bedroom.  I can’t wait till this tape hits the internet and we get to see The Hulk leg drop this bitch from the top bunk bed.  It wouldn’t shock me if some obsessed creepo wrestling fan allowed his wife to bang Hogan while he was in the closet taping every moment.  Nothing eases the pain of an ugly divorce than banging out a few hundred groupies half your age.  Well played Hulk well played.

Why Jess? Why?

First Britney now Jessica, I don't get why chicks think it’s sexy to post naked when they are prego Congratulation you are having child, but gaining 60 pounds isn't a good look. So go back to hibernation with your buckets of Ben & Jerry’s and come back out when your back to your old smoke show self.