Professor XXX

Haven't you always wondered what the substitute teacher did with their spare time when you were in school? I remember when I was in HS I thought one of the counselors was a porn star. Dude, totally had the look: curly afro and Tom Selleck moustache. Well, kids in some Miami area schools don't have to wonder about this guy after it was discovered that he used to act in and produce gay porn films before becoming a teacher.

The discovery was made by a pPrincipal of one of the schools. No word yet on how this principal not to be named "stumbled upon" these so called films, but I think somebody needs to start an investigation on the Principal's past. I don't care how famous you got, I would never recognize any guy out of any X-rated film. The ladies, however, I'd pick out of a lineup in a heartbeat, especially if she wound up teaching at my kid's school. I'd volunteer for Parent-Teacher conference night every time.

Anyways, Mr. former gay porn star originally got his teaching license revoked, but then was allowed to return to teach after appealing that decision. A graduate of Florida International University, he earned a degree in International Relations. Yeah, we know what kinda relations you majored in there.

"I put my past behind me...I can use my experiences in life to teach kids..." I'm no judge and getting your license revoked was probably illegal, but personally I wouldn't want you teaching my kids about any of your experiences or what you put behind you.