Saturday, March 3, 2012

The Break up (Bud Light Platinum)





The prestige of being with a hot chick only last so long when you wake up every Saturday and Sunday feeling miserable.  I’m at my wits end, I can’t take the mental and physical abuse anymore.  I understand getting hung over is apart of the game, but not like this.  My last girl did the same thing, she did the job at night but in the morning I felt like I was hit by a bus.  It was tough to say good bye to Four Loko and it’s not going to be any easier to say good bye to Platinum.  Usually I would use the line “It’s not you, it’s me” but that would be lying.  As my boy Drake says –Time Heals All.  We had a good run Platinum but I’m going back to my bottom bitch because she’s always by my side and never did me wrong.  If you need me I’ll be on that train, The COORS LIGHT train!

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