Is this a serious question?

I’m not sure if this girl is for real or not. I like her determination for finishing the job and taking one on the chin like that. But falling asleep with his baby gravy on your face is another story. Know the rules lady, you always clean up after and do your man a favor and brush your teeth. But for most important rule of them all, don’t blow a 15 year old.

Ron Burgundy's Back!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR ATTENTION. I'VE JUST BEEN HANDED AN URGENT AND HORRIFYING NEWS STORY, AND I NEED ALL OF YOU TO STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING, AND LISTEN...

YES! Life just instantly got better. If you're not familiar with the first Anchorman I suggest you watch it, then watch it again 50 more times because quite frankly 60% of the time, it makes you laugh every time. Will has made a ton of movies and created a bunch of crazy characters, but Ron Burgundy is my favorite and many would agree. Anchorman the original is a classic. The Sex Panther cologne by Odion, his dog Baxter getting booted off the highway by Jack Black, the insane violent bloodbath between the news teams in the street featuring Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller, you name it. There are so many unforgettable scenes and I can't wait to see what this crazy man has in store for us in the sequel I've been waiting for for a long time.

I'll leave you with my favorite scene from the original, it never gets old...

Stay Classy.

Watch this kid take a bottle of vodka straight to the face

I’ve never seen anything like this. Of course I have seen and done the whole shot gunning a beer but this is to the next level. This dude just pounds a bottle of vodka in 20 seconds like he’s been doing it since he was still in dippers. All good things must come to an end though; this idiot gets completely legless and pukes all over himself. Not one of his friends or people in the room tries to help him up. That’s what you get when you listen to your friends and do dumb shit!

Fake Chow!

If you don't know about fake chow your obviously still in the minor leagues.  This is the greatest move I have ever seen in my life

What it is:

How it's done: 

Marry, F**K, Kill

                    This week were going to get the best actors and actresses under the age of 25

                               For the men, Hayden Panettiere, Amber Heard, and Ashley Green

          For the ladies Zac Efron, Shia LaBeouf, and  Robert Pattinson

 

Survivor Smoke Show

Id like to introduce you to Chelsea Meissner from South Carolina aka my number one pick to win Survivor this year.  Pretty obvious pick, The show is filled with weirdos and losers which obviously means they will keep the hot girl around as long as possible.  So far this season pretty much sucks, but like anything in life there's always a diamond in the ruff.

Roggies $25,000 Contest

Trip to Cancun and 25g’s Talk about one great fuckin “Hump Day”.  Check out the main website for directions and site info www.TakeUrPick.com .

If you think last weeks "ultimate blonde moment" was good, Then this one will blow your mind!

What the hell did she just say? What did South Africa and Iraq have to do with her question? I literally got dumber listing to her speak and belive me that takes alot to make happen.

Octo Ugly

This bitch refuses to drop completely out of the spot light.  This reminds me of a lot of girls on face book.  How do you ask?  Well for some strange reason all girls believe if they throw on a bunch of makeup and get professional pictures they automatically become “Models”.  Well girls now you know how the rest of your news feed sees you…

*To be completely fair I will admit that some of you Id give the business to.  In fact, I even have a nick name for you lovely ladies “6to8er’s”.  After 6 to 8 beers #GetAtMe

Spring Break 2012

If you’ve never been on a real spring break I feel bad for you because you haven’t lived.  It’s none stop drinking, hooking up, acting like an idiot std free for all!  Videos like this must be a father’s nightmare, watching your little beautiful daughter admitting to banging two dudes on a balcony as nonchalant as it was writing your last fathers day card.  Only a few more weeks of spring break left and you bet the bank ya boy is getting ready for his trip first week in April.  I got this shit on point this year, flying to Cali to pick up my boy and driving to Las Vegas.  The plan is to stay in the “City of Sin” for 3 nights then drive to ASU and hit up my boys old frat house.  If that 4 day bender wasn’t enough we are driving to Syracuse University along with some stops in between.  What can I say college girls love me and by “Love Me” I mean will be so hammered they wont know left from right.  Needles to say I have realized I only have a couple more years of this shit and I plan on upping the ante each time.

Those Invisible Children Pricks Are At It Again

Well done you shit heads; I bet Kony is laughing his ass off somewhere after seeing this.  We should ban these mofo’s from America for making us look bad.  I never truly bought into the “Kony” video that went viral a few weeks ago but it did get a lot of people talking and supporting the cause.  Unfortunately the creators of the “Invisible Children” campaign are certified nut jobs.  As you can see in the video above the head director Jason Russell went absolutely nuts 2 weeks ago in San Diego.  This dude was straight up running around naked, talking to him self and masturbating.  Is this real life?  Who the hell does this shit?  To make it even worse another video was just posted by TMZ showing Russell’s boy and head executive for the “Invisible Children” Jedidiah Jenkins hammered stating that out of the million buckaroos they have received, they pocketed $900,000.  I couldn’t find the link on YouTube, only from TMZ so if you want see this drunk persecute himself then click on the link below. 

http://www.tmz.com/

PS- I bet the boy’s in prison can’t wait till these guys are locked up.  I bet our little jerking off Jason Russell friend will be a real hit with the population.  You may not be one of Konys boys, but I’m sure you’ll be one of “Bubbas”….

Look At The Bones On This Broad!

So I was a the Dr office the other day and i walked into this little gem on the computer.  What do you think 21 year old smoke show or 78 year old leg replacement patient?

I'm going 21 year old smoke show division 1 gymnast all day.  The bone structure on this bitch looks solid.  Hopefully this girls been in PT hard core cause beach season is 2 months away baby!

Worst Kinds of Drinks

SHAPE magazine just conducted a study on the most unhealthy types of drinks. At the top of the list of course is Soda and flavored or "infused" water. Diet soda has no nutritional value whatsoever. That Big Mac Meal w/ a diet coke ain't fooling anyone but yourself. "Flavored" water is sugar water, don't be an idiot. Besides the obvious there are some other drinks on the list that many of us might not be aware of:

JUICE

- Juice drinks & Juice Cocktails are nothing more than sugar, water, and coloring. Newsflash: Grape Drink, is not juice. It's sugar, water, and purple. Look for 100% juice or stay away.

WHIPPED COFFEES, LATTES
- Yes, coffee is bad for you. Don't act shocked. That large whipped cream iced coffee, if it contains milk, is close to 800 calories of artery clogging saturated fat. Coffee is addicting. Since when is anything addicting actually good for you?? Cigarettes. Alcohol. Drugs. Get the point??

FROZEN MIXED DRINKS
- If you like pina coladas...then it's time to re-evaluate your life. It's OK once in a blue moon, but that restaurant specialty could contain 880 calories, 8 times the amount of calories in 1 shot of rum

LEMONADE
- When life hands you lemons, make as much lemonade as possible, because you don't want to buy it from the store. The powder lemonade bought in stores is basically liquid candy full of nothing but sugar and sweeteners. So the next time you come across Lily's Lemonade Stand, ask her for the nutrition facts, that 10 cents could kill you.

FRUIT SMOOTHIES
- These are hardly "healthy." Some of them contain up to 700 calories and return no protein. When you take in more vitamins and calories from the fruit than your body can burn, they get stuck in your fat cells.

Last but not least...

HARD LIQUOR (I know, this is Bullshit)
- It's been confirmed that some liquor in moderation can have beneficial effects, but everyone knows that abusing it is horrible for you. 3 or more drinks a day is flat out awful for you, but you don't need a study to tell you that. You should probably go see someone.

Royale (Review Time)

Friday night James and I went to Royale.  This is usually one of my favorite spots and we figured because it was the first Friday of spring it would be a blast.  Boy were we wrong, I don’t even think the place reached capacity.  It was still half empty at 12:30 and the girls who were in there are the same goblins I use to hide from under my bed.  This place was also flooded by Asian guys, which I have no problem with team Asia I just felt out of place.  The highlight of the night was James photo bombing people left and right.  This kid was on a mission.

Grades:

Talent: D (Scary Monsters left and right, Also mad dudes)

Music: A (Never a complaint with the music here)

Drinks: B (Expensive and no B.L or Coors but the hotness of the bartenders makes up for it)

Line: A (Even when the line seems long, it moves pretty fast)

Final Thought:  This is usually my ace of spades for clubs in Boston.  The girls are always dressed to impress, the music is good and the venue is huge.  I will call Friday night a mulligan because Royale has been solid 8 out of the 10 times I’ve been.

Mother of the year award goes too!



Is this bitch crazy, way to set your expectations high for your daughter. Next thing you know you’re going to be handing her a crack pipe and a first response. I guess some people are not meant to have  kids !