The Hater Friend

She hates you and she doesn't even know you. The friend. The Hater friend. Here you are dancing & chatting it up with one of her girls. Jealousy forms on the Hater friend's face. She might as well be the Hulk she's so green with envy. She could try to get a guy for herself but let's face it the Hater friend is typically not that cute. For some reason though she rolls with a crew of beasts. Sexy beasts. Her track record is impeccable. Besides a few instances when she was blacked out, she has never let one of her beasts leave her sight. She's on it like a Hawk. If this were baseball she'd be batting .850.

How do you get past the Hater friend? Well, you can forget about a wingman. If she suspects the double team she will shut down any 1 of the different wingman types you and ur buddy throw at her crew. Shots up the gut? That is not only expensive, but will likely result in both the Hater friend and her beasts going home in the same cab. Without you. In my experience your best bet is to chat up the Hater friend herself. Don't flirt romantically, no no no. Flirt friendly. If you don't know what I mean then this blog won't help you so give up already. The goal is to get her to chat you up to the beasts. You want to be invited to the party, don't crash it. I'm not saying this will guarantee you go home with a prize I'm just saying you'll at least have the opportunity.

The Hater friend is definitely the biggest obstacle standing in the way of you and her sexy girl. Tread cautiously, because one wrong move could ruin it.

Flirt friendly lol.

Red's a boss..

Ok, so this is going to be the last Super Bowl blog. I feel like out of all the M&M's my boy "Red" holds it down the most. This Bro keeps it straight hundo when arriving at the party. I wouldn't be shocked if he took Milk Chocolate out back behind the set and gave her the business!

Enjoy...

Well boy's enjoy the 2012 Patriot Super Bowl t-shirts, I'm sure they're being shipped to your country as I write this....

Your FB status won’t change the game

Just like everyone else from New England I can’t fuckin wait for tonight’s game.  SUPER BOWL SUNDAY BABY!!!  I couldn’t be any happier to watch a rematch with the Giants.  The people who wished the 49ers won so we would “Have a better chance” can go screw themselves.  That’s such a loser’s attitude and you people make me sick.  This is New England we have distinct accents, we are cocky and we raise winners.

Now to the real topic, FB status’s during the game.  Every Sunday my FB news feed is flooded with absolute garbage.  No one gives a shit about your constant fb updates about the game.  I’m pretty sure Bill Belichick doesn’t check his twitter or fb wall for help when deciding to go for it on 4^th down.  I also don’t think Brady is going to “Like” your wall post anytime soon.  Although it wouldn’t completely shock me if Gronk did.  Anyways it’s the super bowl people!  The biggest game day of the year, so don’t waste your time updating your fb status every 5 minutes.

PS: Chris Carter is a bitch, I cant stand that guy, he’s always shitting on the Pats or my man Tebow and that my friends is something I will not stand for!

Saturday Night Warm up

My pre game ritual before I go out to the club….

Hitting up Royale tonight, I figured after slumming it in Quincy last night id step my game up and hit up the big leagues.   

Really Bro? Really??

So this is how the kids do it these days huh? Funneling 2 four lokos...
I’m all about pre-gaming and taking down some brain cells before the party starts but seriously bro, I'll guarantee you either:
A) Didn’t even make it out later in the night, or
B) You were the douche bag passed out first in the middle of the living room at ur shitty party.

This is why these drinks got banned in the first place. Bros like this funnel these puppies till they go lifeless.  This is a "give to a hot girl mid-party" drink, not a "funnel on mom's back deck with 2 buddies" drink...

Fan Appreciation

So the long term goal of this blog is to create a massive cult of followers who enjoy my posts and shower me with compliments. As for the short term goal, we would like to have our current followers start to interact with us and comment on the blogs. Honestly I’m cool with you even shitting on the posts if they suck. If this occurs we will respond with something witty and clever to make ourselves feel better. All joking aside, I have been getting a ton of text messages from people talking to me about my post which is definitely cool, but don’t hesitate to comment on the blog. As we continue to receive comments every once in a while we will select one of you outstanding little fuckers. The first fan appreciation goes to…

MATT BELZ fromConnecticut

I know this guy has been checkin out the blog a lot. He throws ideas at me left and right. So brag to your friend’s kid, you just got pulled up to varsity. . .

Shot of Choice

What's your shot of choice? Soco Lime? Jager Bombs? Ballin out with some Patron?
I never know what to choose. A shot's gotta be chosen wisely. You don't wana mix liquors (dark, clear) cuz that will mess your stomach up. You also don't wana drop something heavy on top of a belly full of beer. Besides the potential to puke I just really want to put out a poll to find out the popular pick. Query the masses and see what I get for numbers.

I'm a wimp so def not a tequila person. Sorry, Patron but only once in a blue moon on special occasions. Soco Lime is too weak and too predictable. More than half the time when one of ur buddies hands u a shot it's probably Soco Lime. One can only do so many before the sourness ruins your taste buds for the night. Jager Bombs are like old girlfriends. Many of us wouldn't pass up a round of  "X-box" (sex with the ex) but ur mind tells u to steer clear because you know how dangerous it could get. Just not a good idea to fall back in love with it, and believe me, I used to drop bombs like An Army of One.

So my pick would probably be Bartender's special blend. If she's hot it gives you a chance to flirt and also broadens your horizons. Sure, it may be a little fruity (they always make it fruity) but also could be lethal.

I know I'm gonna catch a lotta shit about this lol, but send me ur thoughts.

Chick Flicks = A Male's Kryptonite

So I'm watching some daytime t.v and Maury went to commercial break. This preview comes on for a movie called "The Vow" and I just rolled my eyes and threw up some Captain Crunch in my mouth. This shit really chaps my ass. Its movies like this that screws guys all around the world. Girls see this garbage and go from reality to a fantasy land. I might be a little biased because a girl I've been talking to on and off for a year just got pissed at me because I'm "rude" to her. Chick flicks are a kryptonite to all men. Girls watch this crap and expect their lives to be the same. My female tried explaining to me that I didn't make her feel “special” enough and I needed to be nicer. ARE YOU SHITTING ME?! This is reality, not Twilight, we're not gonna go make out in a magical forest and I don't have abs like Taylor Lautner! Life isn't like the Notebook, we aren't gonna die in each other's arms in the same bed when we're older. I'll be at the strip club overdosed on Viagra. She wonders why we butt heads, it's because she is never satisfied! If OJ and Casey Anthony can get away with murder, why the hell can't I get away with giving a little attitude to the ungrateful broad? She can go watch The Vow and try to find this fantasy life and be happy, while I'll be living in the real world watching White Whores on All Fours from redtube. . .
This post was written by Mike Cheung,




If anyone else wants to post some shit contact me, If its good ill post it. . .

She's watching. . .

Well ladies and gentlemen she’s been watching, by she I mean my mother. . . I found out yesterday when I came home from work.  I was walking up the stairs and my mom told me to put the laundry away in my room, the rest of the convo went as follows:

Me- Not now ma, I’m in the zone, its blogging time

Mom- Well maybe you can Blog about how respectful you are to women

Me- So you’ve been reading the blog I see. . .

Mom- Yes every day, by your blog it looks like I’ve raised such a respectful young man.

Me- haha, you can read the blog’s, just don’t judge me

Mom- Put your laundry away blogger boy

Oh and if your thinking, this 25 year old guy still lives at home?  YOU BET YOUR ASS I DO!  The foods to good, the house is too nice and we got a pool an Jacuzzi out back, so BACK OFF ME!

I'm Ashamed.

I'm a BU grad and proud of it. So it hurts me to tell you that recently there have been reports of "Toms" hanging around the shower curtains and stalls in the female bathrooms taking videos and snapping pictures. Really dude?? Seriously?? This isn't summer camp or your sister's sleepover. Grow up. This is college. I'm sorry to inform you but if you can't get laid the old-fashioned way ur in for a long, illustrious career of "peeping" because to be honest it's not that difficult. Ask any man past 25 and they'll tell you they'll go back to the college dorms in a heartbeat. It's like clockwork. No you don't have to whip out your Iphone like a loser and sneak videos of girls obviously too hot for you only so you can go back to your even more loser-y friends and drool over it while you drink Keystone and eat Late Night.

Do I applaud your enthusiasm for the naked female? Sure. Use internet porn though, like any decent college kid. You don't wana be the "Tom" on campus. That is way worse than any other tag you could get. I'm talking worse than "minute man," "tiny tim," or even the dreaded "sick boy (I don't mean a cold or flu...)."
I'm not here simply to trash you Mr. Tom, whoever you are. I just want to give you a word of advice. Do yourself a favor. Ask the girl out next time. Invite her to the keg party. Liquor her up on the jungle juice. Bring her back to dorm. Get her naked....

Then snap and record all you want lol. Kapeesh?

Was that just Kevin Youkilis

As I was watching this video laughing my ass off at these clearly very special and highly trained individuals. At the 1:03 mark I saw our beloved 3rd baseman Kevin Youkilis, showing his new skills that he has learned over the off season.

What a Jerk...Literally

Does this look like the face of a man who would conduct a biological attack on the T??

Gold star if you answered yes. That's right ladies and gents. Get a load of 51-year-old Mr. Wilson...or maybe you don't want a load. This hero was caught on the T whipping it out and actually using it. I say hero because at 51 he's still got it and proud enough about it to share it with the masses. This wasn't a nightcap either. Oh no. My man woke up with morning wood around 11am and decided it was time to ride the bus.

Obviously he was arrested a short while later...with his hand still down his pants!!! I told you this man went out like a G. The sex offender tag will likely follow but I'm telling you this man should be visiting the White House. Apparently this happened on Tuesday, so he was respectful enough not to do it during Black History Month. No need to shit on Rosa Parks just to relieve yourself of the daily backlog.

I know what you're all saying. "This guy's a jerk." Well ya, I guess. In a cool sort of way though lmao

That Guy!!

Everyone Knows that guy - The guy that's usually face first on the sidewalk or passed out in the gutter. There's nothing worse than seeing that going on. He's struggling to get on his feet and everyone is standing there laughing at him with no thought to help the poor guy up. You know sure as shit that if it was a hott girl there would be a line longer than Tommy Lee's manhood to help her up. Do you think he wanted to be on the street covered in puke and God knows what else? You know in your head ur thinking "I should help that stupid kid up," but you don't want to ruin everyone's time laughing at the poor bastard. One day its going to be you . Trust me it will happen and when that day comes I'm betting ur gonna want someone to pick you up off ur face. So next time you see this going down, do whats right and help a brother out!

You went to Saugus High? Yeah I use to hook up with a girl from over there..

I literally was just trashing these videos the other day, I can’t fucking stand the “Shit (w.e race, gender, sexual orientation etc) people say” videos.  They annoy the absolute shit out of me.  That was the case until I found this little gem posted above.  It’s crazy to think that I watched this video yesterday at 7pm and it had a little over 700 views and now 7am this morning it’s at 98 thousand.  These guys that made the video must be strutting around their place in sweat pants, 98 thousand views?!?!?! Is this real life?  I popped a chubby over the 400 views in 24 hours we got on our blog yesterday.  I may have a heart attack if I woke up to 98,000.

Ps:  I’ve decided its time to hit the YouTube scene, Ill be buying a video camera this weekend.  Give me a month and I’m taking this bitch viral!