I'm a BU grad and proud of it. So it hurts me to tell you that recently there have been reports of "Toms" hanging around the shower curtains and stalls in the female bathrooms taking videos and snapping pictures. Really dude?? Seriously?? This isn't summer camp or your sister's sleepover. Grow up. This is college. I'm sorry to inform you but if you can't get laid the old-fashioned way ur in for a long, illustrious career of "peeping" because to be honest it's not that difficult. Ask any man past 25 and they'll tell you they'll go back to the college dorms in a heartbeat. It's like clockwork. No you don't have to whip out your Iphone like a loser and sneak videos of girls obviously too hot for you only so you can go back to your even more loser-y friends and drool over it while you drink Keystone and eat Late Night.
Do I applaud your enthusiasm for the naked female? Sure. Use internet porn though, like any decent college kid. You don't wana be the "Tom" on campus. That is way worse than any other tag you could get. I'm talking worse than "minute man," "tiny tim," or even the dreaded "sick boy (I don't mean a cold or flu...)."
I'm not here simply to trash you Mr. Tom, whoever you are. I just want to give you a word of advice. Do yourself a favor. Ask the girl out next time. Invite her to the keg party. Liquor her up on the jungle juice. Bring her back to dorm. Get her naked....
Then snap and record all you want lol. Kapeesh?
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