Chick Flicks = A Male's Kryptonite

So I'm watching some daytime t.v and Maury went to commercial break. This preview comes on for a movie called "The Vow" and I just rolled my eyes and threw up some Captain Crunch in my mouth. This shit really chaps my ass. Its movies like this that screws guys all around the world. Girls see this garbage and go from reality to a fantasy land. I might be a little biased because a girl I've been talking to on and off for a year just got pissed at me because I'm "rude" to her. Chick flicks are a kryptonite to all men. Girls watch this crap and expect their lives to be the same. My female tried explaining to me that I didn't make her feel “special” enough and I needed to be nicer. ARE YOU SHITTING ME?! This is reality, not Twilight, we're not gonna go make out in a magical forest and I don't have abs like Taylor Lautner! Life isn't like the Notebook, we aren't gonna die in each other's arms in the same bed when we're older. I'll be at the strip club overdosed on Viagra. She wonders why we butt heads, it's because she is never satisfied! If OJ and Casey Anthony can get away with murder, why the hell can't I get away with giving a little attitude to the ungrateful broad? She can go watch The Vow and try to find this fantasy life and be happy, while I'll be living in the real world watching White Whores on All Fours from redtube. . .
This post was written by Mike Cheung,




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