Cell phones have gone from the “Zach Morris” days to basically a miniature mobile computer. Technology is growing more advanced each day, yet for us guys our minds are as simple as the stone age. It’s crazy to think that my phone can Skype, Text, Find directions, Play music, play games etc. The second I go to my contacts though I am reminded of what a meat head I really am. I meet new people every weekend. Some turn out to be lovely ladies, others are more towards the bottom of the bucket. They both have a similar characteristics. No matter how simple their first and last name may be, they will never be listed in my phone under that name.
Here are a few examples from my phone directly:
-Christine Possible Great ass
-Ana Awesome Accent
-Danielle Pour House w/ Charty
-Jill Outside Commonwealth Quincy
-Lilly Royale, Brazilian
-Meagan Nurse Coogans
You know you’re an absolute legend when your contact list just says, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday etc….
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