Tanning...

Went to class today and learned nothing as usual. Instead of testing me on different theories and stuff I'll never need to know , why can't they answer things that are relevant to my life? Why can't they tell me if going tanning is a yay or nay? Recently, a girl I know has given me a bunch of shit for going tanning and I've been taking a lot of heat (pun intended).
Sorry, I didn't know trying to look good was against policy. Should I no longer get a weekly haircut or go to the gym either? I know my limits, I go just enough to come out of the booth looking like a 5'10" 180 pound Milky Way just waiting to be eaten up. Instead of rashing on me, these girls should look in the mirror, they're the ones who ruin tanning for people who look good after because they're the ones who come out looking like Doritos. It's called tanning, notorange-ing. Don't be intimidated bros, if you wanna go tanning, do it up it'll only boost your stock. Being pasty isn't a good look, everyone wants to add a little color to themselves. Nobody goes to the beach in the summer to swim in the dirty water or play in the sand...they go to marinate themselves in sun. Tanning isn't a chore, it's a privilege. Get your ass into a booth or bed and have fun. I recommend booth so you can get all the hidden crevices and dance (you're not gonna expect me to stand still if Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani is on at the time are you?). Lastly, wear a sock or you're gonna get a red hot chili pepper; I learned that the hard way and wish I got the heads up before that life changing experience.

This was written by Mike Cheung


So this is Cheung’s second blog and let me just say this kid is as hot as Jeremy Lin. That’s not just an Asian reference, this kid is good. With that being said, if any of you think your funny message me and like Simon on American Idol I’ll let you know.