Let's be honest, girls are less than truthful when talking about sex. That's putting it mildly. Sure there's a double standard. Sure ladies are supposed to exercise a little more discretion than men lest they be called something derogatory. However, some of their responses to inquiries about the bedroom are downright comical. Even when they volunteer the information men can't help but smirk.We all know the rule of 3: If a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with you take that number and multiply by 3 and that should bring you closer to her actual tally. "I've only been with 6 guys." Nice, this little sailor girl has conquered around 18 sea men. I've been in the game for over a decade now. I can't possibly recall all the funny lines I've heard from ladies along the way but I can compile a list of the "Shit Girls Say...about sex" Hall of Fame. Here it goes:
"Ok, you can come over...but we're not having sex." (Always results in sex)
"I never do this..." (Yes she does)
"You want me to do what? Fine, but you too..."
"Ok, but we have to be quiet my roommate's sleeping..."
"Here's a blanket and pillow for the couch...but you can come stay in my room if it's too cold..."
"You hooked up with [blank] so I'm not just gonna be one of ur girls...Ok?"
"Be gentle, it's been a while..." (Probably hasn't)
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