Why am I constantly ridiculed for eating bananas? I swear everyday at work a co-worker gives me a look like I should be on the set of some dude gang bang. Even today my buddy says “Look at you eating that huge Banana.” I responded “Dude it’s just my mid morning snack with my protein shake.” He says “I bet you do get protein out of it.” WHOA WHOA WHOA Bud hit the breaks! Listen, I have nothing against gay people by any means, but I’m all about Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve. After his comment, I stepped outside the box and envisioned myself eating it and alright you got me. Yeah I guess it does resemble a giant yellow dong, but I don’t care! You don’t get this physique by eating chips and donuts so I’ll settle with blowin Big Bird once a day if it will keep me in good shape.
PS: I literally can’t spell the word banana without singing the Gwen Stefani song . . .
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