Todays: weather Muy Caliente!

I would like to introduce all of you to Jackie Guerrido!   Like are you freaking kidding me??  Someone please tell me why New England can’t land a weather women like this?  They are wrong 80% of the time anyways; you would think a producer would say fuck it, since we aren’t good at our jobs we might as well get a smoking hot chick to raise the ratings.  It doesn’t even bother me that the whole broadcast is in Spanish.  I would literally wake up early just to catch "Canal Siete" news.  I think that’s how you say "Channel Seven" but who knows and who cares.  For the past decade we have all been stuck listening to this 40 year old virgin....