I Need To Enroll Back In College ASAP!!!

Are you freakin kiddin me!?!?!? This looks like the greatest movie ever. Here I am 25 years old, still in my prime sitting at a desk 40 hours a week when young bucks like this are straight having the times of their lives. College is going to be too expensive for just 1 semester of fun. I gotta think smarter. My parents don’t go away often enough to throw a ripper like the one in that video, so that’s also not going to work. My buddies that have places of their own won’t allow it. Wait a minute! What if the big dog himself left the nest? What if I did a little research myself and rented an apartment right off of a campus? Wow, sometimes I even amaze myself with my brilliance. It's settled; Time to round-up a couple of my boys. In fact for this life move I'm bringing in the big dogs. Rob V buy that ticket back to Boston because shit's about to get real freakin crazy! The other roommate will be determined shortly. . .