Wednesday, March 7, 2012

High Times in MA?

Good news potheads. A huge push for a bill aimed at regulating and taxing a weed market in MA was made yesterday before a Judiciary Committee in Beacon Hill. The goal behind the Act is to promote jobs in commercial cannabis and bring revenue to the state in the form of excise taxes, license fees, etc.


Open for business

Legislators are reluctant to sign off on the bill, saying that the Act creates a slippery slope. Legalizing marijuana would only open the floodgates for similar bills about cocaine and LSD.

I don't know about you, but I could handle a pot store on the street corner. Shit, they practically exist now. A cocaine or LSD store on the corner?? I'm all set. No, thanks. I don't see it happening.

Come November, voters get to decide their weed fate. So if you wana hit Billy Bong Thornton, make sure you hit the Polls first.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Zac Efron's red carpet mishap!


Zac Efron has grown up ladies and gentlemen. This kid doesnt just carry a condom in his pocket walking down the street, He has one walking down the red carpet of his new movie! If you didnt know what was on his mind that night, It just hit you right in the face!

P.S- If you didnt really look close hes got the golden ticket. Who knew the kis from "17 Again" would have a python in his pants

Tila Tequila DEAD! Well Almost

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Monday, March 5, 2012

Are you sure you wanna be like Mommy!!!

Sure you work at Home depot lady, I wonder how many strippers use that story as an excuse?
This picture clearly shows her standing on stage with her ass pointed towards the two men so they can slip her some cash in her G-String. Dont be ashamed of what your doing, cause they wont be when there " BUYING A SHOVEL" from you later tonight!!

Finally The Rock (Pause) Has Come Back To Boston!



Looking back, why the hell did I not get front row tickets totonight’s Raw?  I should have been feet from the most electrifying man in sport entertainment, damn.  Anyways for the jabronis who didn’t know up until now, The rock is on Monday night Raw tonight at 9pm.  Best Believe I’ll be rushing home from the gym and watchin from my 55" led flat screen TV.


Costa = The Man




This kid is the new Stifler, actually fuck it, he’s better than Stifler!  I won’t ruin it for the people who haven’t seen this movie yet, but “Costa” holds it down from the opening scene till the very end.  He is by far the best “Party Guy/Instigator” character in any movie.  The casting director should get an award for this one, what a brilliant move finding a dorky jewish kid in a gargoyle shirt with the personality of a rock star.  Move over Jonah Hill you just got replaced...

Check out this link for a few extra videos from the movie:  

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi1149149465/

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Girl Fight!



Holy shit is Miesha Tate tough.  Last time I checked your arm isnt suppose to bend that way.  I’m kinda undecided how I feel about these two as normal girlfriends.  One part of me would love to have a chick that loves MMA and can defend herself against creeps at the club.  The other side of me would not be cool with my girl snapping my fucking arm in half if I forget to take out the trash.



<---Miesha Tate




Ronda Rousey--->




You wan’t to talk about my day? I want you to leave.




A booty call should be just that—a booty call, right? The booty call starts with a texting something along the lines of “Hey, what are you doing?” Whatever the response may be, your response should always cut to the chase: “Want to come over later?” Boom. Done. It’s either a simple yes or no. Maybe some convincing if it’s 3AM.
I was hooking up with this girl for two months with little to no emotional issues. The only conversation, if any, we would have would be after hooking up, making small talk until I, almost always, kicked her ass out.  I made the mistake ONE TIME of mentioning to her when I was wasted that “We should hook up like normal people.” Fucking huge mistake. I really only meant like we should hook up at normal hours of the day so I can stay out late with my friends drinking on the weekends rather than worrying about getting ass at the end of the night. She took this as normal people, in a relationship.  She mentioned it the next time we hooked up (normal hours, 6PM) and I did my best to explain that was not what I meant and I had absolutely no feelings for her at all. Clearly she must have heard something different because she started asking me personal questions like what I had for lunch, how my friends were, and most enraging—how my day was. As these questions went on for 20 minutes, I had enough.  I told her sternly that this is strictly a booty call and she should know her role in this situation, as I know mine. She pried at me to get to admit to something more. At that point I was visibly enraged, and silent. Apparently to solve any issue you have with someone you fuck them, as she did, thinking I would forget about all of the prior conversation.  We talked for a bit, I told her I had something to do so she had to leave. As I was letting her out, (Funny side note: I only let this girl into my place in an out through the garage to my bedroom. She rarely saw the rest of my apartment) she gives me one of those meaning longing kisses goodbye. She left something in my room. I told her I’d keep it safe for her. She said she would get it, if she ever saw me again (she hasn’t.)

So I guess after this whole rant, the moral of the story is: don’t fuck up a good thing. Don’t complicate something as simple as constant sex. Keep it as simple as fucking possible. You wan’t to talk about my day? I want you to leave. 


This Post was written by: Drunk Bill


Saturday, March 3, 2012

REVIEW TIME




It’s time to tie in the website a little more to this blog aka REVIEW TIME.  Each weekend I will write a quick review of how the place I went to was and then give them a list of grades.  Like a true “Weekend Warrior” you can find me at a random bar anywhere through out Boston and more in the summer RI.  Some nights are awesome and some nights suck, yes it’s all my opinion but lets be honest my opinion is pretty much fact.  Anyways last night was Lansdowne Pub. . .




You can guarantee this spot will be absolutely packed every Friday and Saturday especially if the Sox are in town.  They always have a pretty decent band playing and usually I have a pretty good time here.  Last night how ever absolutely sucked.  I knew the night was going to be bad when I heard the “Dougie” playing at 10:20pm while I was outside in line.  What an IDOT!  Everyone knows that song can’t come on until 12.  But what ever I gave it the benefit of the doubt and walked into the bar to find an absolute army of dudes.  Me and Chueng did our usual lap around the place and found nothing but Buckets of Yuck for girls and more dudes.  It was a gay mans heaven last night in that bar.

Grades the Lansdowne last night:

Talent: F
Music: D-
Drinks: A (The Long Island will get you mangled)
Line Wait: A

The Break up (Bud Light Platinum)





The prestige of being with a hot chick only last so long when you wake up every Saturday and Sunday feeling miserable.  I’m at my wits end, I can’t take the mental and physical abuse anymore.  I understand getting hung over is apart of the game, but not like this.  My last girl did the same thing, she did the job at night but in the morning I felt like I was hit by a bus.  It was tough to say good bye to Four Loko and it’s not going to be any easier to say good bye to Platinum.  Usually I would use the line “It’s not you, it’s me” but that would be lying.  As my boy Drake says –Time Heals All.  We had a good run Platinum but I’m going back to my bottom bitch because she’s always by my side and never did me wrong.  If you need me I’ll be on that train, The COORS LIGHT train!

Friday, March 2, 2012

Is this what heaven Looks like?

                                                 http://www.kateuptondancing.com

So I’ve seen this video all over Facebook, and when it comes on I do nothing but stare at the screen. For the next 5 minutes Im a kid in a candy store. Picturing myself laying on the beach, toes in the sand, watching a goddess do work. Click on the link above and check it for yourself you won’t regret it!!!!

                    Here is a little sample of who you will be seeing if you didnt already know!


Wizard Wand


Wizard Wand is a drinking game that anyone can be good at depending on how many brain cells you choose to put to sleep.  You need Beers and duck tap.  After every beer you drink you simply duck tape the empty beer to the bottom of your new beer.  Continue this process until you get a “Wand”.  Usually the goal is about 10 Beers per wand.  If you can have dual wands (20 Beers) you’re pretty much a boss for the evening.  The blog has been doing better and better considering it’s only been up a very short time.  The goal is to get you joke’s to send us pictures of you Drinking/Partying/Doing dumb shit.  This Wizard Wand pic is from the summer but we are going to start up WW3.  That’s right WEEKLY WIZARD WAND!!!!  Let’ see who’s got the biggest staff on the block.

PS- I’ve witnessed the kid on the right have dual wands (20 Beers) and it was done in a couple hours.  He gained some magic alright, he was magically able to pass out at 11pm and stay asleep the rest of the party.  


Where's your Wizard Wand at?!?
Send to: Michael.Doucet@Takeurpick.com

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Reggie and Kim (Yuke)








TMZ Reports-

Kim Kardashian has REUNITED with her ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush ... breaking bread with the NFL player at the Beverly Hills Hotel this weekend.  Multiple sources tell us ... the two were smiling and laughing during the lunch date ... and played it cool when fans approached them for pictures and autographs.  We're told it seemed just like old times ... before Kim went off and married/divorced that other guy whose name we can't remember.  Sources say the two have been spending A LOT of time together in the past few days ... but it's unclear if it's a full-on reconciliation.

Reggie are you fuckin kidding me with this one?  Everyone knows if your gunna hit up an old fling you don’t parade it around town, especially when your old girl is a celebrity whore like Kim!   Come on man, your Reggie Bush an NFL running back who plays for the Dolphins.  If you can’t pull in some high class tail in Miami you might as well go play for the other team.  I’m not talking about another football team, I’m talking Team Tummy Sticks.  I know she’s Kim Kardashian, the hot girl with a fat ass, but how can you strut around town with a girl who’s had Ray Jays monster in her?  No thanks. . . 

Teach Me How to Cat Daddy?


I remember the days when music was music. Ya know, when Rap was Rap, and R&B was R&B, and Rock was Rock, and you could tell the difference. Nowadays I have no idea what half this shit is. On top of that, I gotta learn a freakin new dance each time a new hit takes over the radio.

Now I'm not complaining about dancing. Ur boy could bust a move. I made Young MC retire. Did you catch him in George Clooney's movie "Up in the Air?" He can no longer bust a move, nor does he look young.

Seriously though, why can't I just mouth the words and come up with my own dance? I literally used to 50 cent - 2 step to just about anything. Even classical music. Can't do that anymore. These kids will embarrass you. You gotta Superman, and Spiderman, and Jerk, and Stanky Leg, and Cat Daddy...shit I'd rather just stand against the wall. Even your grandma is asking you to teach her how to dougie.

I can't complain too much though. When I go to bars and these songs come on it makes me an instant celebrity. On average I have at least 10 white people ask me to teach them how to dougie. If I'm drunk enough, I'm the king of the night. If I refuse, I'm racist lmao.

You won't think I'm racist when I become a 1 hit wonder!! Now if only I can finish this new dance...

PHOTOBOMB!!!!




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