Danica Vs Anna who you got?

Msn-Reports:

Is Danica Patrick the new Anna Kournikova?Before you answer, consider this: Tennis is a meritocracy through which Kournikova rose to become the 8th-ranked female tennis player in the world. NASCAR is a closed system into which Patrick wedged and leveraged her bountiful brand, which puts her in league with Dale Earnhardt, Jr., Paul Menard and former driver Kyle Petty among racers whose reputations outstripped their performance. If you want to count individual titles, it's Danica-1 Anna-0, and Danica's came against men. We'd give the edge to Danica, but is she the real deal or justAnna 2.0

MSN have you lost your damn mind?  I want to hunt down the writer of this article and throw them an absolute beating. Comparing Danica to the #3 car is equivalent to comparing the Paw sox to the Red Sox.  First off - looks alone Anna buries Danica, never mind she’s bumping privates with the man who wrote “Hero” (Enrique Iglesias)  So we start off this debate 2-0 already.  If you would like to bring in athleticism, I think it’s a little bit harder to volley a 100mph tennis ball served from a freak like Serna Williams than to turn left at 200mph. Lastly I would like to bring in the fact that Danica Patrick ruined the little bit I liked of her with those stupid Go Daddy commercials.  Enough of the sexual innuendos either get naked or get off my TV!

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                                                   This weeks lucky contestants are,

                                      For the ladies,Usher, David Beckham, and Ryan Reynolds

                                           For the men,Stacy Keibler, Keri Hilson, and Marisa Miller

            And as always if your asnwers match mine you will win a Free TakeURPick.com T-Shirt

Snooki is Pregnant

This world is about to get a little dumber, if you haven’t heard yet it looks like the rumors are true.  Snooki is pregnant!  She just started filming a spin off show with JWOWW that has left MTV struggling to figure out their next move.  Evidently Snooks has been prego for the past 3 months, which boggles my mind because I’ve seen her drinking on TMZ.  I feel like Snookis goal is to have a guido baby with fetal alcohol syndrome.  I almost feel bad for the little guy having to go through the horrors of being fed alcohol, cigarettes and pickles for the first 9 months of his/her life.  Never mind the fact the poor baby has to enter the world out of that beat box that has been passed around the jersey shore.  Regardless my guess would be a new reality show will emerge documenting Snookis pregnancy that will put the Teen Mom kids to shame….

#MEATBALLPROBLEMS!  

Strawberyy Meth

                                       My news feed is blowing up with this status:

Well I gotta hand it to these drug dealers, they are getting more and more creative each day.  When I was in high school, kids use to go to the bathroom to blow a line of coke.  Now they are munchin on pop rocks getting legless 5 feet from the teacher’s desk.  I can’t imagine what these drug dealers have in store for the kiddies next, Heroin Hamburgers anyone?

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Number 3 Hottest Real World Girl

3.

Name: Cara Zavaleta
Season: Real World/ Road Rules: Challenge
Status: Wash up

Cara’s real world/ road rules career was cut pretty short, basically she sucks at anything that involves intelligence or athleticism.  This girl proves that just being hot can make you successful in life.  After the real world/ road rules challenge, she became a playmate (She banged Hugh Heffner).  While doing a little research on this broad I noticed she had a you tube channel.  Obviously the first thing that came to my mind was “Awesome I’m sure she just posts videos of her in bikinis prancing around and what not”.  Well I couldn’t have been anymore wrong.  Her videos suck and to make things even worse she’s prego now so she’s not even attractive.  Damn I should have made my girl Svetlana number 3 . . .

This is a video from her youtube channel : 

Number 4 Hottest Real World Girl

4.

Name: Svetlana Shusterman

Season: Key West

Status: Crazy but not a whore (Is this even possible?)

Like I said when I started this top 10 hottest Real World Girls, the top 4 get special treatment.  Svetlana is the perfect mix of crazy/hot, add in the fact she turned down Johnny Bananas to remain faithful to her bf and I think I’m in love.  Most people wouldn’t guess by watching her audition tape below, but Svetlana was actually a pre med student before going on the show.  She did a little bit of modeling and tried acting, soon after she failed at both it was back to the books.  I don’t care if this girl failed with her 15 min of fame, I would still loved to give her the business.

World's Richest Supermodel

Not Giselle. Not Adrianna. Not Heidi (Seal took her money).

Kathy Ireland (remember her?) is the richest supermodel on the planet, with a net worth of $350 million. For those of you that don't remember, Kathy was in the SI Swimsuit issue 13 consecutive times and earned the cover page 3 times. Take a look...

 



...That was back in the 80's and 90's. Here's what the richest supermodel looks like now...

Yah. In all fairness Kathy has a clothing line, and also has worldwide brands that include self-help books, wigs, socks, home furnishings, and even workout videos. So the former model has made her bank doing other things besides looking good in a swimsuit.

Congrats Kathy. Keep pushing those brands, because I don't think SI will be giving you a call anytime soon.



FOXWOODS

As tired and hung over as I am, its days like this you justgotta man up. In 6 hours from now I will probably be up 10-20 thousand dollarsat the roulette table.  I didn’t win muchcash when I went to Las Vegasbut we will count that as a mulligan, it was my first time ever gambling.  Tonight’s going to be a different story, I’mplanning on bankrupting this casino. After the pit boss throws me out of the black jack tables, I will be celebratingmy victory at Shrine.  

-If anyone who reads this blog see's me at shrine slumming it, It's probably because I lost all of my money and confidence at the Jack Black table. . . 

Number 5 Hottest Real World Girl

5.

Name: Johanna Botta

Season: Austin

Status: (Slahhhht)

Beer Pong Boss

This guy is fucking sick, I got an instant rocket when he made his first shot and continue my missile until the video ended. I can only imagine what this kid can do in a regular game of beirut. The other team wouldn’t even get the ball back, he would just hit shot after shot till he’s the only sober one left at the party.

J Woww, You Aint Foolin Anyone...Before/After

First Season:

This Season:

It's like the Guido version of Cinderella, Girl goes from scrub to Italian Princess - I use that word "Princess" like this chicks downstairs... loosely.

On a side note I found some Before and after pics of Snookie...

Just kiddin Snooks, unlike your partner JWOWW you actually bring entertainment to the show.

[Scary]Monster.com



Let's Not


This site has gotta be the scary version of monster.com.

You go on a recruiting session, screening through a series of candidates & looking at their resumes, and you end up with applications like this one...

"I'm sorry to inform you that the position has been filled..."

"But you said..."

"The position has been filled...sorry."

Chris Brown vs Wrestler Who You Got?

 If you are a mature 25 year old and still watch wrestling like myself, you might have already seen this video. If not Please watch the above video and view the loyal Chris Brown fans tweet, then continue reading.

I don't condone beating women by any means what so ever.  Now with that being said, this bitch in the photo to the left needs to get punched in the face ASAP!  Like are you kidding me?  It’s like a cult of non self respecting girls stalk this guy.  I'm half jealous and half furious.  What the hell is wrong with you girls!  This girl tweets CM Punk and her main point is "This happened ONCE THREE YEARS AGO".  Oh ok i guess we will call a mulligan on that then.  Also what the hell is wrong with you Rihanna?!?!  Last I heard you were with some professional boxer from England, A stand up guy that can protect you.  Now all of a sudden you dump him and reunite with the guy who slammed your head into the dash board?  Listen, your music is great but your personal life decisions are about as good as Bobby Browns.  But hey you do what you gotta do.  Before you make it facebook official, I put together a little "Back Together" gift for ya.  It's a helmet, some mace and a rape whistle, good luck...

Photo Bomb!!!!

Got any good Photo Bomb Pics?

Send them to michael.doucet@TakeUrPick.com and once a week, we will post the best one!

*Just incase you have been living under a rock. A photo bomb is when a person jumps behind someone they don’t know and ruins the picture.

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                                          Its that time of week again people, Marry, Fuck, Kill is back

                               For the ladies, Matt Dammon, Chris Evans, Colin Farrel

For the guys, Keira Knightley, Alice Eve, Megan Fox

Leave your answers down below and if they match mine you will win a free TakeURPick T-shirt

Twitter Troubles!!!

I don’t just hand out compliments but this chick absolutely murdered it last night on “The Voice”. About 2 hours after the show I noticed someone on my personal twitter account (@TakeUrPick_Mike <--Follow me bitches) tweeted her. So out of curiosity I checked to see how many followers she had (The first pic). Just about 24 hours later I took another picture (Second Pic) to compare.

WOW, you gotta be shitting me! This girl literally gained almost 5 thousand followers for less than 10 minutes of TV time. I have had my personal twitter for like 3 months now and can’t even crack 50 freakin followers. This girl straight shitted on me in 24 hours. I needa get on TV like nobodies business. My voice sucks, I don’t feel like going to jail to get on 16 an pregnant, I think my only option here is “To Catch A Predator”. Don’t judge me, Followers are followers, if you need me I’ll be in the chat rooms. .

Number 6 Hottest Real World Girl

6.

Name: Kelly Anne Judd

Season: Sydney

Status: Another one of Wes's victims (Slahhhhhhht)

Sesame Street Unnecessary Censorship

One of my friends posted this video yesterday on FB and I figured you sick jerks would enjoy it. . .

Chris Brown is a Victim...

Of people being all up in his f#%&ing business!

Now I'm no saint. I'm also not a judge. People need to stop worshipping celebrities and treating them like they're not human. They're just people.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not condoning beating up your girlfriend, or abusing drugs, or cheating on your spouse, or pissing on a teenager. The personal lives of celebrities should be just that, personal. I don't want to hear nor do I care about what they do when they're not entertaining me.

All of them have done something they're not proud of. If we started boycotting every celebrity that did something bad we'd be left with...shit, I can't even think of a pure celebrity. Can you?

So Chris, R. Kelly, whomever, keep doing what you're doing...in the studio that is.

White People Turning Into Hard Core Rappers when "Juicy" Comes On

Why do white people turn into hard core rappers when songs like “Juicy” come on at the bar/club?  I swear the place goes from Full House to

21 Jump Street

in under 2 seconds.  Obviously I like this song but I also realize I am nothing like Biggie smalls nor could I relate to him.  If “I Want It That Way” comes on by Backstreet boys, you can bet the bank that I will murder that song.  This doesn’t mean you can’t sing a good song; just don’t act like your B-Rabbit about to murder it down at the shelter.  I guarantee if I took that short 140lb white kid that I saw singing this song to the hood, he would have a different tune. I wish I took a video when this actually occurred in front of me.  But unfortunately I was to busy smothering my bud light platinum. 

Ps: It turns out the kid I saw at the bar also made a soldier boy video a few years back.  You clearly got a pair on you to post this on youtube kid, I’ll give you that. . .

Number 7 Hottest Real World Girl

7.

Name: Jamie Chung

Season: Sand Diego

Status: Good Girl (Not a hooker and most successful RR girl= Good catch)

You Are Not The Father!

I feel like no celebrity gets sued more than DMX... Everybody and their mother wants’ a piece of “The Dogs” money.  Usually the lawsuits involve him either fighting someone or not showing up to a performance.  Well not this one, X is being sued for 1 million dollars in back child support.  O god, another rapper being sued for child support?  Granted “X” has 10 children, 4 of which he had with another woman when he was already married to someone else.  But lets not focus on that, lets focus on this lawsuit is coming from a woman who’s child is 10 years old.  Just the fact that this mother waited until her daughter was 10 to cash in is questionable.  With a case like this there’s only one man that can determine DMX’s innocence.

Number 8 Hottest Real World Girl

8.

Name: Theresa Gonzalez

Season: Fresh Meat

Status: Hooked up with Wes & Kenny on the same season (Slahhhhhhht)

Do We Have an Understanding?

From the makers of the The Booty Call Agreement...

Ace Of Clubs

Get your asses over to VENU tonight and celebrate "Ace Of Clubs" one year anniversary.  This crew has been holding it down this year and getting new promotion gigs left and right (Cure, Umbria, Estate, Liquor Store).  The party starts at 10:30pm, text 617-797-2727 for Guest List/Tables.

#SUNDAYFUNDAY

Best Beer on The Market

I wish this beer was around when I first started out drinking.  Instead I had to put on one of the best poker faces in history.  Sitting their in my buddies basement with the guys sluggin back Bud Heavies.  Everyone chirpin about how good it taste when everyone knew damn well they were dying with each sip.  Lets face it, I don’t care who you are beer is an acquired taste.  It’s a fact of life, look it up in Wikipedia if you doubt me!  With that being said the game has with out a doubt changed.  Not only does this beer taste absolutely great, it has a higher alcohol volume so it gets you even more banged up.  Talk about a WIN/WIN for those rich bastards over at Budweiser. . .

 PS:  You bet your ass this is my new drink of choice, this is like beer version of the Visa Black card.  Considering I don’t make nearly enough to qualify for that card, this beer will suffice.

Number 9 Hottest Real World Girl

9.

Name: Emilee Fitzpatrick

Season: Cancun (From Boston)

Status: Good Girl

America's Favorite Crack Head

If you haven’t heard yet NJ Governor (Chris Christie) is taking a ton of heat for lowering the flags in honor of Whitney Houston’s death.  WHAT AN IDIOT!!  Everyone in the country who bleeds Red, White and Blue knows that lowering the flag is for Military/Cops/Fire Fighters and occasionally for anyone who does something heroic.  What are you trying to prove here Chris?  Your state is known for girls like Snookie running around drunk on the jersey boardwalk with a UTI.  Did you honestly think people were gunna respect your state any more just because a great singer past away?  Come on now bro, if this great country we live in decides to truly morn a crack head by lowering the flags.  Be damn sure our number one choice is going to be America’s favorite drug addict….

FLAVOR FLAV!!!

YEAHHH BOIIII

Todays: weather Muy Caliente!

I would like to introduce all of you to Jackie Guerrido!   Like are you freaking kidding me??  Someone please tell me why New England can’t land a weather women like this?  They are wrong 80% of the time anyways; you would think a producer would say fuck it, since we aren’t good at our jobs we might as well get a smoking hot chick to raise the ratings.  It doesn’t even bother me that the whole broadcast is in Spanish.  I would literally wake up early just to catch "Canal Siete" news.  I think that’s how you say "Channel Seven" but who knows and who cares.  For the past decade we have all been stuck listening to this 40 year old virgin....

Number 10 Hottest Real World Girl

10.

Name: Cameran Eubanks

Season: Sandiego

Status: Good Girl

Since I am an absolute reality T.V show whore, I have decided to break down the top 10 hottest Real World girls.  Each day for the next 10 days I will be posting a picture of a Real World cast member.  I will write up a lil Mike Doucet summary of the girls when we get to number 4 and above.  I only focus on top shelf talent here. . .



LINSANITY!!!!!

After the Super Bowl loss, I was pretty damn reluctant to watch ESPN.  I couldn’t bear the pain of watching the Giants hold the Vince Lombardi trophy again.  Luckily ESPN gave me a little medication to heal my pain, called “Linsanity”.  Jeremy Lin, the “Phenom” out of Harvard gives me an absolute BROner!  Floyd Mayweather tweeted that Jeremy was getting all the praise and
hype because he's Asian.  I'm Chinese and I could care less what color the guy is, this is
a straight up underdog story and gives everyone hope.  Jeremy was undrafted, days from
getting cut and he was sleeping on his brother's couch and now he's ballin' literally and figuratively.
How can you not love his story?!  Other celebrities and athletes are tweeting about it, ESPN can't
stop talking about it, even Obama is loving it!  The guy just LINs (WINS) and I feel happy for him when I see the highlights of his teammates chest bumping and high fiving him.  I haven't seen an Asian guy get that kind of reaction from a bunch of black guys since the last time I murdered the Dougie at the club.  It gives my C- getting, 5+ year college attending ass some damn sunshine after the rain.  I'm fucking inspired, keep doing what you do J-Lin and keep all of your readers don’t give up our time will come. 50 Cent said it best, "hate it or love it the underdogs on top".

This blog was written by Mike Cheung

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                                    Here we go ladies and gentlemen this weeks contestents are:

                                     For the Boys, Kate Upton, Scarlett Johansson, kate beckinsale
        

                    And for the ladies, Enrique Iglesias, Leonardo Dicaprio, Jake Gyllenhaal

Leave your choices below and if you match my answers you will win a TakeURPick T-Shirt!!!!