The Bro Circle

I'm a bouncer at a pretty cool bar near the Garden. I'm not gonna lie, it's a pretty awesome gig. Front row seat to all the drunken debauchery, not to mention the perks of getting to drag d-bags out by their popped collars when they get outta line. I've had girls come up to me and ask me to go home with them. I've judged Boob contests. You name it. Oh and btw, I'M GETTING PAID. So it's fair to say, there's a lot to like, no?

1 thing I don't like: The Bro Circle. Not to be confused with the Girl Circle which I can actually tolerate, the Bro Circle is flat out obnoxious. Buncha d!ckheads. They don't dance provocatively, inviting you in, only to have their friend pull them away like the ladies. Oh no. These tools are more like a gaping black hole, sucking in everything (male, female, angry bouncer, barstool) that gets within a step or 2. They don't even seem like they're in it for the talent. I mean gorgeous girls could be surrounding this "bro-down" and they're completely oblivious. Only agenda is to get blackout drunk and try to do damage to your bar. Oh, and don't let their "jam" come on... Picture drunk idiots simultaneously letting out an "Ooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!!" and jumping straight up and down literally shaking the bar. 12 year old girl-like I'm not kidding.

Avoid the Bro Circle at all costs. You might even want to fight them. You've been warned.