Poor kid!
We all know what it’s like to wake up feeling like death inappropriately dressed with your cheek sticking to the ground/leather couch/counter top etc. After you figure out where the fuck you are your brain runs through it’s own video timeline that gets fuzzier and fuzzier the deeper into it you go.
Now there are a few variables that bring that hangover to the next level:
- Waking up next to a grenade.
- Remembering that utterly embarrassing moment where you made and absolute dick of yourself.
- Realizing how much money you spent.
- Getting ready for a nice day at work.
- Commuting a long distance home. (like the winner in this video)
Here is mine: To be completed in order. 1)Sex 2)shower 3)small sips of gatorade 4)eating what I can stomach (preferably greasy) 5)nap.
Whats your hangover routine?
Side note, This poor kid has 1 freaking arm. Like this guy doesnt have enough problems his shit head friends wont pull over fast enough for him. I hope this was a long car ride home so those bastards had to suffer!
ReplyDelete1) Lie in bed drinking water/gatorade half asleep for an hour 2) watch sports center 3)shower 4)shove anything i see that might taste good in my mouth 4) back to bed
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