I still got it..... I think

Should I be happy/flattered that I got hit on by the drunkest girl at the bar? In my defense, she wasn't blacked out when she hit on me. I was chilling by the bar per usual, scoping the dance floor for potential talent when this cutie with what I considered to be "dreamy eyes" comes over and gets right in my face. Now i'm not gonna makeout with the first girl that comes up to me. Not until I weigh my options, ladies. Check back with me at last call aka 1:45 am when a decision needs to be made or desperation sets in. Anyhow, I think this girl is cute and give her my full attention. Her friends come by and take her to the dance floor so I decide to play it aloof and circle back to the area in like a half.
Wrong. 29 minutes and 59 seconds later while I'm making my fashionably late entrance to the dance party, I hear a loud THUD! One bouncer signals to the others, and within a minute 2 other bouncers surround this seemingly lifeless chick on the ground. When I finally make my way over to the see what's going on, there lies my sleeping beauty, complete with sweaty hair all over her face and blood dripping from her lips. That wasn't even the worst part. Some girls on the dance floor were still dancing around my 1:45 appointment gone horribly wrong as if she wasnt even there!!! Jumping up and down and screaming to Rihanna's "Love in a Hopeless Place" while my fallen angel lay in a heap of hot mess like a Hopeless Case.
The bouncers scooped her up and brought her to the front. Finally got her upright and she refused medical attention. Her girls took her to the cab and she was gone forever. Refusing to admit defeat I did what any man with no ounce of self-respect would do at that moment...
I whipped out the Berry and scrolled through the 2am list. Nicole from The Harp - "

I still got It

wuuutcchhaaa doin."