Siri

Listen, ya boy absolutely loves the IPhone. The best two features gotta be Face Time and the new Camera. "Face Time" is aka Filth Time, because you know after the bar closes your phone turns into chat-roulette. The HD camera is not only clear but the zoom feature turns my dick from a white irish guy to King Kong.
With that being said, back to back nights this past weekend a girl tried to rave about Siri to me. I entertained the first girl on friday. Ya what ever she likes a phone that does what she tells it to do. Have fun with it now sweet heart because when your married its back in the kitchen! The second girl was the same story. Not until today at work did it really bother me. My buddy visited me at my cubical and he started raving about it. I stopped him dead in his tracks an said: "If Siri really knew me and wanted to be helpful she'd have porn instantly streaming when i was horny and she'd have the ability for me to take a picture of a girl and tell me on a scale of 1-10 how easy she was".
Zach Morris had a brick as a phone and cleaned house. Get lost Siri...