Is that a banana in ur pocket?

Gay, Straight, Black, White, Asian it doesn’t matter. At one point or another every guy has had that “o shit” moment on the dance floor. When you mix solid grinding music, beer and a cute girl how do you expect it not to happen? If you haven’t guessed it yet I am referring to guys getting boners on the dance floor. I remember my first missile in my denims while shaking my tail feather. I put the Lee Dungarees “Cant Bust em” tag line to the test. At first I was a nervous wreck and the most random thoughts raced through my mind. I was trying to trick my brain into thinking that a hot girl's “V” wasn’t separated by a few centimeters of denim from my “D”. Sports, Male locker rooms, Family events, ANYTHING raced through my young mind to get my boner down. I was wishing for erectile dysfunction for every school dance I attended. Luckily as they say “Wisdom comes with age” or however it goes. What used to be a terrifying event has now become a routine. In fact, call me a sick jerk but I welcome the rocket. This leads me to my next thought. Do guys hide it or let it flap? I personally think it would make a girl feel awkward, so I go with the point it to the opposite side the girl is grinding on me move. This move is also known as the “Misdirection.” This is done when you know ur body’s blood flow is focused on one part of your body. If I feel as though I am in full control, which has taken years of practice, I go with the “Step Away”. The “Step Away” is like a quick time out for your crouch, almost like they say in football a “Bend but don’t Break” defense. Give up a lot of yardage (Initiate the Chubby), but don’t let the other team score (Don’t let the snake fully out of the cage). As I have also learned from my friends who will remain nameless, some males choose the much more aggressive approach. This “Aggressive approach” consists of no trickery what so ever. You just let the girl know you have a banana in ur pocket and it's not going anywhere. My friends claim that the girls they do this with love it! I honestly am not sold, so lets hear it girls give me some feedback!