When should you tell a girl she's worn out her welcome?
Right after you've changed her life forever? Nah, too soon. Unless it was awful. Get that chick in a cab fast so you can head back to youjizz while there's still lead in the pencil.
Breakfast time? Ehh, maybe. Unless she's hungry. In that case I like my eggs scrambled with cheese and my bacon medium. Slap an apron on, honey.
Lunch? Heelll no. If she's not gone after breakfast that means 1 of 2 things: 1) Her breakfast skills are so good I had to take her back 2 the room for a morning session. 2) Her breakfast skills are terrible and since I had to make it over from scratch she got the boot before I sat down to eat.
So what do we take from this? Good sex/Good breakfast = Morning quickie, send her off happy. Good Sex/Bad Breakfast = don't let the door hit you on the way out. Bad sex = cab, immediately.
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